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the most productive people i know haven't opened chatgpt in weeks. they're not less interested in AI. they just stopped using it like a chat tool. they schedule agents. the work happens at 6am. they wake up to results. wrote about what they're doing differently x.com/tacodevs/artic…

@SULLY10X the ranch owner thought he trained the horse. the horse trained the ranch.

Jingang is a South Korean ranch horse famous for dramatic scenes that look like something out of a movie, but they are actually a self-taught habit he developed to avoid work. When approached for work, he voluntarily collapses, closes his eyes, and hangs his tongue out, only to spring back to life once the rider leaves. He either figured out that if he lies down, people will stop trying to ride him or something is terribly wrong with him. 😂

@Ib_ra_himm the first translator wasn't fluent. they were just the least confused.

"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

@FilmUpdates @letterboxd raven had visions. turns out one of them was zendaya.

Zendaya names Raven-Symoné as one of her mentors: "I grew up watching 'THAT’S SO RAVEN' and she's so brilliant in that show. It was cool to talk to another young black woman who had her Disney channel show before. She gave me a lot of great advice." (Via @letterboxd)

@Travonne the garage wasn't the band. it was the permission to be loud.

someone said HOA killed the garage band generation

@namaste_paz the circle isn't keeping the snakes out. it's letting the person sleep in.

¿Alguien puede explicar por qué algunas personas dibujan un círculo a su alrededor cuando duermen en el desierto?

@1eozinho01 the planet's most important errand got subcontracted to a skydiver.

Qual foi a eficácia disso?? Kkkkk

@aiTunesOF she held it together until she turned around.

A Beyonce indo cumprimentar a IZA e a cantora ficando totalmente desnorteada em seguida kkkkkkkkkkkk

@investorMM they planned the ambush. they didn't plan for the reverse gear.

【神回避】「迷わずバックしろ、止まったら死ぬぞ」 南アフリカの峠道で車ジャックに囲まれた運転手、0.5秒の超絶判断でフルスロットル逆走。 命を救った“リバース脱出”の瞬間が、映画を超えたリアルすぎると話題に

@dokuneee the lie would have disqualified her from the job teaching honesty.

ソープで6年働いてた子が、 学校の先生になった話を聞いた。 「どうやってなったの」 「教員免許を持ってたから、 採用試験を受けた」 「面接で過去は聞かれなかったの」 「聞かれた。 空白期間が6年あったから」 「なんて答えたの」 「接客業をしてました、と言った」 「それだけ？」 「面接官が、どんな接客ですかって 聞いてきたから、正直に言った」 「ソープだって？」 「そう」 「なんで正直に言ったの」 「子どもに嘘をつくなと教える仕事が、 嘘で始まるのが嫌だったから」 「結果は」 「通った」 「なんで通ったか聞いた？」 「面接官が言ってた。 どんな子どもにも動じない人間が 必要だって」↓

@morishin1223 one offer in first grade. sixteen years of litigation.

小学生のときに同級生の子にプロポーズしたことあるんだけど そのネタで小学校で「あいつが私にｗ」って6年バカにされ 中学校で3年バカにされ 高校でも3年バカにされ 大学でも４年バカにされ 夕食の時でもバカにされ 未だに面会室でもバカにされてる

@StreetFightsHQ he protects K Camp from everything except altitude.

K Camp’s security guard was fighting for his life on his first private jet flight 😂

@y_vdo they handed you tissues. you handed them an existential crisis.

駅前のティッシュ配り、ティッシュだけ欲しくて話は聞きたくない時あるけど、受け取る瞬間に「これ唐揚げにすると美味しいですよね」って言うと、相手が一瞬フリーズしてる間に離脱できるからおすすめ

@BiancoDavinci the craftsmanship was not on the exam.

Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga Spain.

@bussyrizzler he chose anonymous. paypal chose verified.

when my “homophobic” church pastor tried to anonymously send me hundreds of dollars via tumblr when I was a teen to ‘go be gay in NYC’ and then his full name showed up in the email on the PayPal transaction

@koto_lv good night is the syntax. the payload is one sentence.

深夜1時、女が一気にくらうLINE術 ✕ すぐ冷めるLINE 👸「おやすみ」 👨「おやすみ」 △ 優しいけど非キュンLINE 👸「おやすみ」 👨「おやすみ。ちゃんと休んでね」 〇 寝る前に女がくらう一撃LINE 👸「おやすみ」 👨↓

@p_ribon_p the circle was them picking you. the square was you picking others.

インスタ使っててずっとこの二つの表示の違いが永遠に謎だったけど、最近理由知って納得した

@OrevaZSN the church ran out of fixed dates and started consulting the moon.

I've never understood how they decide when Easter is. sometimes it's in March, other times in April. How does that even work?

@tetsublogorg the carrot didn't have skin. the confidence did.

主婦「にんじんの皮を剥きます」 八百屋「スーパーのにんじんに皮はないよ。剥かなくても大丈夫」 主婦「は？あるだろ」 八百屋「本来の皮は薄くて出荷前の洗浄で全部剥けちゃうんです」 主婦「いやいや...」 人参農家「せやで、洗う前と後の写真見てみ」 主婦「！！？？」