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I will never understand people that legitimately get mad when you ask to verify their ID. Do you really think I’m going to give you this $2,000 computer and NOT verify you’re YOU?! You got me fucked up.

I understand technology is ever-growing, and it can confuse people, but I truly wonder how many folks survive on a daily basis. How are you allowed to drive? Who hired you? How have you not burned your house down? MFs just be CLUELESS.

@geninymous Imagine getting to work on time. Couldn't be me. LOL, also, CONGRATULATIONS ON GENIUS! I don't know how late I am, but I saw the name change! Yassssssss.

How many times will I get to work on time and sit in the parking lot until I’m late?

@FlaggedForDepot What the hell are six fries going to to do? I need 30 minimum.

@youwatchmegrow Yes, queen! We love to see it. 😈🖤

@techprobs101 Same! Love that for you. It’s a fun time on the other side. 😘

I forgot about his account, honestly. Ya girl is still thriving in her villain era. Want to get to where I am? Leave Apple. 🖤🙃

@FlaggedForDepot And they proceed to stop every employee that enters the building before opening.

@techexanon Since I left, I haven’t watched any announcements (I’m always busy). Then again, in all my years, I have yet to watch a WWDC announcement.

I’m so sick of being annoyed with Apple and then fangirling out when WWDC or new product announcement time comes around 😂 This is an abusive relationship.

@resistance1982 @AppleLaborers Also, even though I can change the name for that specific server, my overall username (the one with the # before 4 digit numbers) has my name in it. I’m not changing that to cater to one Discord server that I’d never use. Lol.

@resistance1982 @AppleLaborers I’m more than aware. Still not interested. Thanks, though. I left Apple last year. Last thing I need is to be in a Discord server (I hate being in ones I’m not active in) that I’d mute/never look at. It’s also why I’m not on this account often. Moved on to better things! ✌🏽

My villain origin story: Apple Retail.

@idontmissapple1 I hung out with a few people a few times during my Apple tenure. I’ve become way more reserved over the years, but I don’t think that was due to work. At my new job, though, no one intrigues me. I keep to myself and will light someone on fire (verbally), when necessary.

@BlameTag I’d happily star in that film.

@idontmissapple1 I’m aware that colleagues that have met me post Apple Retail got the jaded side of me, and I do not care. I like to be left alone. I’ve never hung out with any of my new coworkers/have never texted anyone for fun. Nope, I come to work, do my thing, then leave.

@resistance1982 @AppleLaborers I’m not. I thought about it, but I didn’t feel like creating a second Discord account (I already have one for other things) just to remain anonymous.

@techprobs101 I hope you come to the @AppleLaborers discord. We have some insight.

@AmyAmbiguity I got mad just reading this. The irony in the customer thinking you don’t know what you’re talking about when they don’t even know which charger to buy.

Cx-I need a charger for my MacBook Pro Me- Ok, which Macbook Pro? Cx- THE MACBOOK PRO! Me- Approx when did you buy it? Do you have the serial number or any other information? Cx- GET ME SOMEBODY THAT KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE DOING! IT'S A MACBOOK PRO! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!

@ilove_retail The steel bit?

Customer and I didn’t know what it was called lmao

@FlaggedForDepot My personal Twitter is so far removed from this anonymous account. I don’t see any Apple shit on my personal.

@ZoeSchiffer YOU AINT SLICK, AUNT DEEDEE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Apple VP of retail Deirdre O’Brien made a surprise appearance today at the store in Maryland that recently filed for a union election. She told employees she was there to “listen.” 1/

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@gotbizintros I once had three back to back to back reservations for audio issues, due to the clear cover being on their phone. It was a great day for session duration, though. 🤣

Apple made the dust covers on all the new iPhones white because you simpletons would leave the clear ones on and then bitch about how you couldn’t hear on your new phone.