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@whoisralph29_ They must be armed bandits...

No be wetin step mom dey do for chrome my own step mom dey do me o

@Armylucifer001 They fled "abandoning their bikes"?They fled on foot? Or by flight? Not everybody on this street is dumb.

GOOD NEWS ; Bandits fled, abandoning their bikes after a 4 hour exchange of gunfire with the 🇳🇬 Soldiers and Mobile police Some of them are in Valhalla right now ✅️

@Oyo_Matters That Sunday Igboho is just an empty braggart and a coward. Doesn't he know where the terrorists Fulani are?! If he doesn't, let him ask the Nigerian Army and leave those Fulani community in his "hometown"

“I will enter your household and kill everybody. You can’t be kidnapping people in my hometown. I am Sunday Igboho, and I am from this hometown.” — Sunday Igboho issues a final warning to the Fulani community in his hometown over alleged kidnapping incidents.

@oil_shaeikh Hmm "Decoy"? Sounds like an interesting movie script

This notorious bandit leader Ibrahim Battujo, a billionaire daredevil bandit responsible for the church kidnapping in Kwara, killing and ambushing troops, rustling of millions of cattle and herds, kidnapping individuals met his Waterloo when he organized A school kidnap in Kogi state. Actionable intelligence led to the evacuation of the students writing WAEC to a different site, while giving him a decoy that everything was on track. He was subsequently ambushed and neutralized by the fierce troops and Elite ONSA tactical team. His comrades were subdued, making them retreat with his slain body! Afterwards, the Tactical team of ONSA discovered the burial site of his body based on actionable intelligence and that of his slain comrades, exhuming the body for necessary Autopsy and DNA matching. Everyday for the thief one day for the owner. Do not test the resolve of the Nigerian state. God bless the NSA @NuhuRibadu

@sowore @GovWike I hope, Sir that you're not the same as the Wike himself. You have gone solo on the Florida case... Or have you been made to shhhh!

Well, @GovWike, this will not require God coming down to Abuja to stop your criminal takeover of public lands for your selfish interests. Wike must not take over the Jabi Lake Recreation Center and sell off our common patrimony. We have enough men and women of conscience, and who will resist this land grab. #AACOurParty

@vdmempire ₦2000

$100 to whoever gets this right?

@Ehix07 Sounds like a click bait— unless you want to mean that the voting will be on religious lines...

Donald Trump has handed Bola Ahmed Tinubu, his second term on a platter of gold. I won't explain further.....

@renoomokri Well, Mike Arnold sends his greetings.🫣

Which should I wear for my speech at the TRT World Forum in Istanbul? Or should I go for another colour? If so, please suggest one. My goal is to positively project Nigerian culture globally!

@renoomokri This one dey analyse politics like who get sawdust for head as brain cells.

Obidients supported Peter Obi in 2023 because he ran for President. Christians supported him in 2023 due to the fact that he was the only major Christian Presidential candidate. That is why his 'Church, take back your country' message resonated with the Body of Christ. The moment Peter decides to be someone else's running mate, he will lose much of both the Obidients and Christian vote. You can insult me or threaten me and my family if you like. You Obidients have been doing that steadily for three years now. It has neither hurt me nor helped Obi. But in your nzogbu, nzogbu, enyimba enyi manner, you just keep acting wildly, blindly and unthinkingly. The facts remain what they are. He is planning to do what he should have done in 2023. It could have worked. But by running in 2023, he opened Pandora's Box (forgive the pun), which makes it impossible for him to be anyone's running mate. If he runs with either Waziri Atiku Abubakar or Nasir el-Rufai, he will certainly lose the Northern Christian votes and split the Southern vote that united for him in 2023. He will also make it easier for President Tinubu to get 25% of the votes in all the Southeastern states. His greed for power in 2023 has taken him off the power grid in 2027. Reno Omokri Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. Ruffler of the Feathers of Obidents. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year 2022. 21st Most Talked About Person in Africa, 2024.

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@SaharaReporters So they tied the hands of all the soldiers, seize their bullets and became invincible so much that there were no casualties on the side of those terrorists?

Boko Haram Terrorists Attack Nigerian Army Base In Borno, Kill Several Soldiers, Destroy Gun Truck, Others | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/4eK2xaN

@_dinomelaye You didn't say anything! You just took selfie and I bet!

Guess what? I told the chief of staff to the president.

@mollyishere4u Which book says otherwise, pls?

You must be very sick if you take your tea like this

@_6signxxx House no be your own... House owner want use her house... You get 60days to vacate and you want challenge that in court... Well, you will need very corrupt judges - more corrupt than the PEPT's to give you victory. Even though sey na sarcasm, u better claim the house in court na

My landlord gave me a 60-day eviction notice because she wants to move her family into my house. Can I fight this in court???

@chude__ That's a voice over...

@shehu_mahdi State of emergency in a Northern State and by a Yoruba president? Check your calculator very well

KANO: FINAL ONSLAUGHT, STATE OF EMERGENCY MAY BE THE FINAL STROKE. 1. Federal might being coordinated to implement the court order against Sanuni's installation is on high gear. 2. Governor Abba is left in the cold as he has no single control over any security outfit. Indeed police and other agencies have refused to carry out Govenor Abba's instruction to arrest the deposed Emir, Aminu Ado. 3. In the next 48 hours, I envisage and predict: (a) Forceful Eviction of Sanusi out of the royal palace he moved into yesterday. (b) forceful movement of Aminu Ado back into the royal residence he was evicted from 3 days ago (c) In the event of active resistance from supporters of both visible and invisible camps, breach of the peace may occur. (d) with (c) above incidenting, the Federal government will use all rmights available to it and declare state of emergency in Kano state, remove the governor, dissolve the state legislature, appoint a serving or retired military/ security personnel as sole administrator/National assembly assumes the role of the kano state legislature etc (e) Thus, Kano will be an additional APC state by force, by proxy, by blackmail all on account of avoidable political blunders and miscalculations by naive, rude, and desparate policians and their cohorts. A DAY IS COMING

@Jagun_Labi1 @PeterObi Let me help you tag @officialEFCC. Anu'mpam!

@renoomokri How about the rape case on your brother? Have you been able to sweep it under the carpet this time? See men wey dey like to dey press unripe oranges.🤣🤣🤣🙄

What is the significance of Peter Obi's rapprochement with Northern powerbrokers in the Peoples Democratic Party? Not much. Peter Obi right now is tainted. How?  Have you forgotten about Deborah Samuel? Of course not. The memory is still fresh in your mind, primarily because you are a Christian and you empathise with her, seeing as she was killed by a core Northern Muslim mob on charges of blasphemy.  Now, perform this emotional intelligence exercise. If you cannot and will not forget Deborah Samuel, how do you think any Muslim, Northern or Southern, is going to forget a man who was caught on tape plotting religious war against you? How?  The North Remembers is not just an episode from the television series, Game of Thrones. It is an actual way of life of Northern Nigeria. They have the memory of an elephant. They read al-Quran, which warns them about such people, who are referred to as Munafiq. You know how sensitive religion is in Nigeria. And then you think the Muslim Ummah will forgive and forget Peter Obi's words? Peter Obi will be 63 in six weeks. People don't change when they are that old.  Especially when Peter Obi has never owned up to the tape and apologised. Instead, when asked three times by Charles Aniagolu if that was him on the tape, Obi dodged the question. And then you combine his Yes Daddy tape with his jumping from one church to the other, shouting, 'Church, take back your country,' and you think Muslims are that naive as to forgive such a man?  A man that was so politically naive to visit Arewa House on October 17, 2022, and chose to use that forum of all places to defend ESN as a group that was founded by Southeastern Governors (he lied. ESN was founded by Nnamdi Kanu on Sunday, December 13, 2020. Did Buhari change? So, why would you expect the Muslim Ummah to believe Obi has changed? Look, forget it. As far as the Presidency is concerned, Obi is a spent force.  The only thing he can do is the same thing he did in 2023, only that he will be less effective now. And that is to be a spoiler for the Peoples Democratic Party by depriving them of Southeastern votes. As for South-South votes, Obi will not get them in 2027 or be able to influence their direction. As long as Tinubu delivers the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway, or at least comes very close to completion. Yes, people will agree to meet with him out of courtesy. Some will do so to explore if they can get him to give them his bloc vote. But no Northerner of standing in his right mind will run with Obi. Not Waziri Atiku, Rabiu Kwankwaso, or Nasir-El-Rufai. For Arewa, you can touch the North and be forgiven. But you cannot touch Islam and be forgiven.  Oya, insult.  Reno Omokri Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. Ruffler of the Feathers of Obidents. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year 2022.

@NigeriaStories What about Yahaya Bello, Kalu and the retinue of more thieves?

JUST IN: A bank manager in Onitsha, named Nwachukwu Placidus at FCMB has been sentenced to 121 years in prison for embezzling N112 million from a customer's fixed deposit account. What is your take on this ?