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@starrswillfade That’s what I said in Baltimore during the Clancy Tour when he suddenly teleported right in front of me! It was my first TOP show and I thought he was still on stage until I turned the camera. I’ll never forget it til the day I die.

@JLee2028 @UnfortunateOs Looks like Elias did pretty well with that pick, considering what everyone else did 🤷‍♂️ go O’s

@UnfortunateOs 2021 was a bad draft in hindsight. No big stars have emerged.

Every motherfucking word. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

@UnfortunateOs Or not. Go O’s

What shuffling a deck of cards actually means [🎞️ lisarqrsedb / vsauce]

Three minutes of Jordan being completely unguardable in the post.

This is really good.

@snedjd @MDSportsblog This. Elias can find talent, they just don’t seem to know how to get the best out of it.

@MDSportsblog Players promoted from MILB don’t seem ready to play in the MLB. Need to have more rigorous evaluation of their minor league development program. Hitting, defensive fundamentals and pitching has not been good enough. May have drafted well but preparing for mlb has not.

The Orioles since Mike Elias have never had real hitting coaches. They need a real hitting coach.

@wiresandtrees Wow. That is good 👍

My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me

People forget Michael Jordan was a PROBLEM 😤

@iam_jlc American Werewolf in London is the best movie imo, but the Howling had the best werewolves by far. Awesome special effects, especially for the time. Close second for me 👍🐺

I think Joe Dante’s The Howling is the best Werewolf film of all time. Not just the #80s

@SouthDallasFood @FoodRageBait Incorrect. Cream soda is the only right answer

@FoodRageBait Cherry. Always.

I Care more about this Sucker Bucket than that money right there 👀 😂 😅

So, @joerogan probably won’t see this post that’s going viral on Facebook. It’s too long to copy & paste, & it took way more than 4 screenshots But I think it’s essential reading for everyone, because ALL of the lying MAGA Influencers need to face legal consequences /1

I love everything about this 🔥😆

@CommonPeaceful @Hoang_HQ And Susannah Hoffs is sexy as fuck

@Hoang_HQ Manic Monday was written by Prince and Liam Sternberg wrote Walk Like an Egyptian.

The Bangles were a real girl band — pure talent, no sex appeal, no auto-tune.💯😍 They wrote their own songs, played their own instruments, and delivered incredibly solid live vocals. One of the few female groups who were actual musicians, not just singers. True artists. 🫶🫶

The math on this black hole should mass-humble every physicist who thinks we understand gravity. M87's central black hole is 6.5 billion times the mass of our Sun. It's 38 billion kilometers across. It spins at 80% of the theoretical maximum speed allowed by physics. And it's firing a plasma beam at near light speed that stretches 5,000 light-years into space. To put 5,000 light-years in perspective: if you started driving at highway speed when the Egyptian pyramids were built, you'd have covered roughly 0.0005 light-years by now. This beam covers ten million times that distance. The plasma travels in a spiral along a coiled magnetic field. Hubble watched it for 13 years just to confirm the motion pattern. And the beam isn't just decorating empty space. Stars near its path explode twice as often as stars elsewhere in the galaxy. Nobody knows why. The lead researcher at Stanford said they don't understand the mechanism at all. The black hole eats roughly 90 Earth masses of material per day. The energy output from that feeding process matches the power of the jet itself, somewhere between 10^33 and 10^37 joules per second. The upper end of that range is a number so large it has no human analogy. Your brain runs on 20 watts. This thing outputs more energy per second than every star in the Milky Way combined. And we photographed it with a telescope in 2019.

@GigaTTS 80 year old ass? You’ve never even been near a woman, have you?

"Celulitis" Por esta atleta que tiene 20 años pero culo de 80 x.com/i/status/20428…

@toys_retro And PTSD 🐴😢

@EarlPansano @Matt_Pinner Yep. That’s the stuff 👍

What are you eating for 20 days straight?

@nickimoraa Of course not. How you gonna sing Brush Your Shoulders off or Redbone without the n word?

White people be honest. Do yall really skip over the “n word” when you’re singing a song in the comfort of your own home? This is a safe space.