🔞 season 9 spoilers🖤🩶🤍💜theoCrain🧡🤍🩷

Name: Theo Quest: Finish writing A Tale Told By a Morty archiveofourown.org/series/3960628 (the fic itself) cutiemarkofcain.tumblr.com/post/717338133… (the notes about it) Favorite color: Purple

Just a normal Monday, suckin' Grampa off in the underground lab, y'know... 🫦

ted tead homestead Homesteader Rick is a Ted who never got properly re-Rickified!

Is there a genderbent tag for #rickorty or are we chill with this here

i think rick is a scorpio and morty is a taurus, idk why

@mortydazzlers dude you're so right, it was right in front of me

@theocrain96 i was literally thinking he made an auspistice lmaooo

rick n morty are kismesises :3

"Y-you won't inherit anything from me, Morty." "It's a disease, Morty! A genetic disease! It's already in you, Morty!" MAKE UP YOUR MIND

Can they stop writing out fanfics for us. We’re gonna run out of material.

rick's fetish for circles/planets is actually a reference to mortys head being the only circular one in the show

MortymourthyyyMortyy

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Rick protecting/saving Morty multiple times this ep even tho he’s upset with him,,

we didnt get rick backsliding from 6x09 cuz that would've required him going forward first anyway imo 9x04 was a far less infuriating "rick pisses morty off" episode. it was painful but i wouldnt change it

but also because of thd angst potential?!?! imagine he makes so much progress with his relationship w morty, treating him w love n respect comes more naturally, but then he still replaces himself cuz, idk, he thinks he can't give morty what hd wants. that'd be an epic backslide.

this ep has me thinking back to 6x09-10 (sry, back on my bs) and i wish it had been revealed that rick replaced himself at the END of the knights of sun adventure rather than the start. partially cuz i wish it was the real rick who hugged morty and called him junebug

"we're winning so hard this season" i say through a bloody grin, spitting out a tooth

wait is it evil-ass rape grandpa or evil ass-rape grandpa

constantly torn between "morty can do so much better than rick" and "morty should get whatever he wants up to and including rick's swangly balls on a silver platter"

Yeah, yeah, it's cute that Rick saves Morty, built a robot that protects Morty, built a robot that stops their bickering, blah blah blah... The point is, STOP BUILDING FUCKING TECH and just love Morty yourself, you emotionally constipated bitch!

the power of love #rickorty