Osisi Ego 1 N’Igbo Niile ✨💖🥂

I think it's overhyped fr ngl.

Man reacts after receiving Tinubu birthday palliative shared in his church. 😂

@AsakyGRN "I was born" 😂😂😂

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

@GoodnessAcha @lizzyjollof No, they do not! And there's no such a thing as 'promiscuity' because someone isn't a virgin. If your moral compass was actually in good shape, you should have no business throwing stones from your glass house. Get your priorities right first, then we can have this conversation.

@therealveev @lizzyjollof But has higher probability than promiscuous ones

Seeing all this virginity talk reminded me of one of my uncles. He married a virgin and never missed a chance to brag about it. They had their first child, then two years later, they had their second child. When the whole DNA conversation got loud on social media, he was always so confident, beating his chest that his kids were definitely his. Until one serious fight with his wife 😭 To think they barely have issues but that fight changed everything. He went to his friends to vent, and as expected, the conversation somehow found its way back to DNA testing. That’s how my uncle decided to do it and upon seeing the result, he fainted😭 He couldn’t believe it when he woke up, he kept insisting the hospital must have swapped the babies 😌🤦🏾‍♀️ A family meeting was called. His wife didn’t say a word, she just kept crying and crying even in front of her own family. My uncle was losing it, he was crashing out so bad, he was still insisting the babies were swapped, until one of my aunties asked, “If they swapped the first, did they also swap the second?” That was when reality started sinking in. Long story short, their divorce is still in court. Funny how, she’s asking for some of his properties.🤦🏾‍♀️ To think till date, she didn’t say anything about who she had those children for. She didn’t even explain herself. My uncle said, he never suspected anything and to think my extended family really liked her, she was very beautiful, modest and well-cultured.🥹 My uncle has been told to get married again and anytime he hears that, he’ll get angry so bad😭🥹 So it makes me wonder, does marrying a virgin really protect you from things like this or is it just about people and their choices?

@onlineguru__ It better be April Fool! You guys are still bringing innocent children into this hell?

Another addition to the Obidient family 😊 My wife put to bed overnight and it’s a boy I’m so happy right now

“Can you hear what is happening in Jos? Bandits massacred people there and insecurity is festering. Tinubu does nothing. You still went ahead to campaign for him and the APC. I will disown you as my mother.” - A young man talking to his mother who is an APC supporter.✍️

@aprettygirl_x @_xxiel But 'chief' is sexy nau 🥹

@_xxiel Have you been called Chief ?

This "sir" thing women do isn't cute, don't call me sir

@NnorukaObianuju @WarEaglePastor @Her_Majestea_ 😭😭😭

@WarEaglePastor @Her_Majestea_ Meanwhile a clown on this app typed "You are not the most intelligent or the most beautiful woman in the world..." as an appreciation post for his wife who is a 1st class graduate of actuarial science 😭😭😭. Solooooooo, my God will take youuuuuuu! 💔

My wife is amazing, y’all. Top of her class in law school—and today she passed the bar! All while raising three boys under 7, working, and being an incredible mom and wife. Beyond impressive. Love my lawyer!

And those that didn't escape didn't have God? This is a very insensitive tweet, Jemimah.

With what happened in UNIJOS Nigeria is definitely the HQ of hell.

@Davidskidis2000 @GloriousGod01 I am the table. Please, block me. Make we no jam for real life too.

@GloriousGod01 But you know without sperm she can't get pregnant it vice versa Any woman who tells me she's the table I would block her You must have something to offer aside birthing children every normal human being can birth children

All this 50/50 talk from men will only make sense if: 1. You both hire and pay a cook. 2. You both hire and pay a cleaner. 3. Your wife does not carry the pregnancy in her womb; instead, you pay for gestational surrogacy combined with IVF. Anything less is simply a manipulative tendency to marry your business partner while still knacking her. You think pregnancy and house chores are nothing? Then start outsourcing them first. By the time you spend $40,000 for gestational surrogacy once of twice, you'll understand that your wife brings a whole lot to the table. Ingrates. Above all, love God.

@olajumokeokenla Let her go and continue praying 😂

You’ve been at home for 7 months and luckily a lady referred you to her place of work, because she works well and the manager likes her, they didn’t even stress you… The interview was just a formality. You joined the company finish, but you started misbehaving. Every morning as early as 6am, you join NSPPD without earphones. you turn the place to NSPPD branch .. Work, you won’t do, they have to be chasing you with calls to do handover because you’re busy streaming NSPPD. Phone on loudspeaker, shouting “Amen! Die! Die! Die!” “What God cannot do doesn’t exist, it is over” while residents are still sleeping… you no allow landlords sleep Staff complained, you said it’s only witchcraft that complains about prayer… They got tired and whistleblew to the company. On Monday, the manager visited the home unannounced and met you in full deliverance mode 💀 Shouting “It is over! What God cannot do does not exist!” The audacity 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Now they’re asking: Who is dying?? What is over?? Who’s shouting on the phone?? Why are you shouting?? Why did you abandon your duty?? Yoy cannot answer, you are were looking like a head of goat that was abandoned Now they’ve sacked you.( won ti le e danu) you now have all the time to pray without interruption.. Innocent company don get PTSD for Nigerians , they don’t want to employ Nigerians again… One person’s behaviour has affected others. When my friend told me this yesterday, I was so pained… 😔 That rubbish behaviour has affected my friend now because the company was supposed to sponsor her but they’re giving excuses. She said if there’s anything she regrets in this life, it’s referring that olori gbeske girl

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@Thejaymizy @meikkp I came here to say this 😭🤣

@meikkp Doesn’t? I fear you e got bigger problems than worrying about other women’s routines. You don’t know when to use doesn’t for starters.

Are there ladies who doesn’t wear makeup everyday?😂

Fucking BAT Retards We say No light, they’ll say get Gen We say fuel is expensive , they’ll say get solar Any complaints we make they’ll say you should get a stupid alternative. What’s the alternative to being killed? Tell me!

I remember when I shared this post. Now Jos is bleeding today? Smh.

@GloriousGod01 I would I open the cylinder and allow her to pack her gas from it.

My female neighbor came to borrow my gas yesterday afternoon the moment I returned from work. I had bought food from a nearby eatery on my way back, so I gave it to her without hesitation. My gas was almost finished but I figured it would be enough for whatever she needed. Guess what? She did not return it yesterday. This morning, before church, I needed the gas to heat water. I went to her place and asked for it back. She said the gas finished while she was using it the previous evening, so she refilled 1kg into the cylinder. Then she told me to return it after use because she was not done with it. I thought she was joking. I casually said "otilor" (it's gone). Her response floored me. "Na me go refill your gas for you? Abeg return am before you go church." I was wowed. But I said okay, no problem, and collected it. This is someone who borrows my gas on a regular basis. At least twice a week. I did not return it. And she will never see my gas again. Let her do her worst. Above all, love God.

@Allezamani @MomoduMuti 😩 Some are actually

Tinubu is campaigning with electricity again, after he used it in his first term. Does this man take Nigerians for fools?

President @officialABAT is running the Most Useless Government in the history of Useless Governments!!! How many more Nigerians have to die due to this abysmal level of incompetence? Nigerians wake up everyday to lament one tragedy of the other. Unbearably heart-wrenching!!!