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Mari supremecy
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Mari supremecy
@thx4sharing_
peace b with u🪬 no I’m not sharing ur music. not interested in u broke niggas🫡 DMs r closed 🗣️ just enjoy a bad bitch in silence🤫 ask 4 fb
Climbing outta Hell انضم Nisan 2017
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We tried bribery. We got a box of 16 fancy truffles from aldi, and every time he went #2 on the potty, he got one. He was unimpressed.
Then we tried confiscation. Every time I had to change a stinky diaper, I ate one of his truffles. He was trained in a week.
jerry@jerrrrrrryyyyy
Online parenting advice often says not to bribe kids for potty training, but I don't think they have considered that it works really well
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je pense que toutes les femmes noires devraient avoir une perruque de la même couleur que leur carnation
sᴏᴜʟ °❀. 🐆 ྀིྀི ೃ࿔*@ERAOFMONE
the most gorgeous girl
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imagine being 21 in chicago having to take care of all them siblings and two of em gay which aint got nothing to do with my point but two of em gay
urvans@urvans_
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megan said stop asking about her nigga, he at the house 😭😭😭
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I pray you experience this at least once in your life.
le.hl@0xleegenz
Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time
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@SynCarter_ The low angle tinder selfie instead of a pro headshot throws people off. Which is a good trick actually
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I’ll never forget somebody said
“I never knew he was a journalist, I just thought he was a nigga who knew shit” 😭😭
safia aidid@safiyaaaay
I won't believe reports that Trump has been hospitalized until this guy tweets it
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that’s why he clocked the psychotic behaviour from #that girl and tried to send her home 3 times 😭 he not new to this!
Nicolas Vansteenberghe Updates@nicvansinfo
Nic shares his favorite place to work during nursing via Snapchat story!
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Years ago my wife and I were on an early date in a Chinese restaurant when another diner came over and said to me: "Can you shut up? You've got a very loud voice". I said: "My girlfriend has very poor hearing. Isn't that right?" And to her enormous credit she replied: "WHAT?"
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This should fucking terrify everyone.
ThePatrioticBlonde🇺🇸@ImBreckWorsham
An hour after announcing his resignation, the US Army Chief of Staff says: "A madman is about to lead the great US military to ruin."
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on her side. yes. bringing a savory person a sweet breakfast is a sign you don't love them
J.D. Banker@DadInvest
Defcon 3 after I took breakfast ordering into my own hands. Apparently cinnamon raisin toasted with plain cream cheese makes me the worst person on earth.
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This nigga was born to be a statistic
Kollege Kidd@KollegeKidd
Photo surfaces of Memphis rapper Pooh Shiesty wearing an ankle monitor at age 11
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Pooh Sheisty sat in prison for 3 yrs thinking bout how he gon get out his deal and the only thing he came up with is ima put that fye on’em
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when my daughter started kindergarten, there was a form asking who should be contacted first in case of an emergency. i put her dad’s name. he works closer to the school, has a more flexible schedule, and actually answers his phone. two weeks later, i got a call at work, missed it, of course, then another, and another. when i finally stepped out of a meeting and called back, they said, “we couldn’t reach you.” i asked if they’d tried her dad. there was a pause, then, “oh… we usually call mom first.”
i didn’t argue. i just thought about how systems don’t always need rules to keep doing the same thing over and over.
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