noah (ciryl gane more like ciryl gone amiright)

“You just can’t make mistakes in the heavier weights” Me watching Spivac/Delija make constant mistakes in a slug fest en route to a decision

The First Amendment doesn't give you the right to do other things like (1) disrupt college classes, (2) occupy buildings, (3) camp overnight, (4) trespass, (5) physically assault people, (6) target people for harassment, (7) use overly loud amplification.

actually howling at this pic of the "firebomb a walmart" tweet guy

Down by a touchdown with a minute left. Who would you pick to be your clutch Quarterback?

Teams that are most likely to go from first to last in their division this season:

Burning down warehouses, data centers, and destroying flat cameras aren’t violent. They’re inanimate objects. You cannot be violent towards inanimate objects. You can only be violent towards people. Contrary to what Mitt Romney said, businesses are not people!

“If powerful states were rare in precolonial Africa, that was because Africans did not want to build them. Statelessness was a sign of success, not failure.”

Caleb Williams, Cam Ward and Patrick Mahomes could make these plays. Thats the list.

The student protests have been nonexistent because this is what Biden&Harris did to those brave fucking kids 2 years ago

As musashi said in the book of five rings: Today is victory over yourself of yesterday. Tomorrow is your victory over lesser men. Yesterday would have been your victory if the other guy hadn't been cheating with magic powers or you felt sorry for him or something

Something I’ve noticed about concerts post-covid (besides the exponentially higher ticket prices) is that audience member main character syndrome has gotten completely out of hand

Hard to explain but Ulberg isn’t good.