fatsu

house flipper might be free but it has cost me my entire soul

thinking about suicide or getting McDonald’s

dropped my macbook off for repairs can anyone tell me if this what it feels like to leave ur child at nursery

music in frieren has me bawling my eyes out at 10:55 in the am

i sure as hell can't wait for another 7 years of hell after smashing my mirror

a custard cream is just a vanilla bourbon

asahi and weed is the devil in disguise

i wonder if u miss me just as much

zooted out my mind and just got given a strawberry cream cake what a time to be alive

what if milan doesn't have ac

what if u went to newcastle and all the castles were new

what if u went to liverpool and it was nothing but a pool of liver

🌀

oh no my lifelong disorder has once again become problematic i sure as hell didn't see that one coming

jesus turned water into wine and i turn weed into playing video games really well

best high snack is crumpets on god i feel like i just ate a buttery cloud

when the edible hits

if someone offered me a bacon roll i think i'd burst into tears