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@2B7C89526 Yeah so hilarious

It would be funny if the world blew up while he's gazing down on it.

@BTCoptioneer No plan B, slave till the end

What is your plan B if Bitcoin / $MSTR fail?

@notgrubles Lol no

Seriously though a quantum-wielding attacker could just sell Satoshi's 1M coins OTC to treasury companies and it will be as big of a nothingburger as China banning mining.

Tadge Dryja, the co-inventor of the Lightning Network, just dropped an update on Utreexo, one of the most underappreciated scaling projects in bitcoin. The problem is straightforward. Every bitcoin node that wants to validate transactions has to store the entire UTXO set, every unspent output on the network. Right now that's 11GB and growing. As more transactions hit the chain, as inscriptions and other data-heavy outputs pile up, every node operator has to store all of it. The UTXO set doesn't get pruned like old blocks can. It just grows. Utreexo eliminates the entire UTXO set from your node. Instead of storing 11GB of data, a Utreexo node stores less than 1KB of hashes and still fully verifies every transaction. It's not a light client. It's not trusting anyone else. It's full validation with radically less storage. The tradeoff has always been bandwidth. Utreexo nodes need to download extra proof data to verify transactions without storing the full set. Until recently, syncing the blockchain with Utreexo took 2-3x the data download of a normal node, pushing into terabytes. That problem is now being solved, new aggregator techniques from SwiftSync have eliminated the extra download overhead. The implementation is still being finalized, but the hard part appears to be behind them. Two things worth noting: First, Utreexo is quantum safe. The accumulator and aggregator are built entirely on hash functions, not elliptic curve cryptography. Whatever quantum computing does to bitcoin's signature scheme, it won't touch Utreexo. At a time when the quantum conversation is heating up, that's a meaningful design advantage. Second, Utreexo directly addresses the tension around "spam" on bitcoin. Inscriptions, BRC-20 tokens, and other data-heavy outputs bloat the UTXO set that every node has to carry. Pruning helps with old block data but doesn't touch the UTXO set. Utreexo makes the entire debate irrelevant, if your node doesn't store the UTXO set at all, the size of it doesn't matter. New releases are out for both utreexod (BTCD-based) and Floresta (rust-based, built with rust-bitcoin). Both are in testing mode, not ready for real funds yet, but ready for developers and node operators to try. This is the kind of quiet, foundational work that actually scales bitcoin at L1. No token. No VC round. No press tour. Just better engineering.

@seanclarke911 @StackingPlsWait Phishing looking like other companies are being sent as well

Another great reason to not Fucking use Ledger. If you I sit on using it, store your shit coins on the device, they are worthless any way. If you are serious about bitcoin this is not the company to store generational wealth with.

@luke_broyles It's only around 1370% up, no biggie

If Bitcoin is $1,000,000 in the 2030s while global assets are $1.5 quadrillion. Bitcoin would be 1.4% of global assets. $1 million Bitcoin is not absurd.

This week, we organized our traditional Coworking Tuesday at the Bitcoin 🧡 Center Roatan, followed by a grill party and games! 💚

@Jbanklestankle1 This is too good, straight into my playlist

Just got my new ringtone 👍

Life is good 🔥🪵

@Vikingobitcoin9 @justh0dl One day I'll give it a try

@tulkooo2 @justh0dl I think it’s worth a watch sci-fi if you like that kinda stuff.

Just saw a movie called interstellar….. what the actual fuck did I just watch.

Retard of the day 🏅

@klara_sjo @JuCJuse This is why information is valueable

Who said fucking around on X can't change the world in any meaningful way?

@justh0dl @Vikingobitcoin9 I haven't watched it at all 😬

@Vikingobitcoin9 You really never watched it??

@Jbanklestankle1 @0xf9beb4d9 This but for miners 🙌🧡

When you're dropping the new bitcoin FUD but forget to update your LinkedIn...

👁️👁️

@daniel_tanaka_ Lol busted

ビットコインオンリー企業？がミームコイン発行してて草しか生えないw こうでなくっちゃ！😆 クリプトはマキシ臭の強い人間だけで完結する訳じゃないし昔はそんなに頑なにビットコインオンリーだなんていう人いなくてみんなしてふざけてワイワイしていたので、僕はこういうのアリだと思いますよ👏

Fiat is riskier than bitcoin

@bitcoin_bugle @marsspitsbarz @knutsvanholm @hodlonaut You mean Pleb Lopp prize?

@marsspitsbarz @knutsvanholm @hodlonaut If you keep it up, you might win a Pleb Llop Pulitzer yourself

I talk to @hodlonaut several times per week. This is how our conversations usually go: 👇

The worst joke ever