cool guy

boy why u so ears

love when letters have slutty little piercings äřŵķħġďșüżçǐń hell yeah

steve harvey: what’s something you want to hear during sex? me: i’m gonna go with moaning, steve steve: go with WHAT

oh fritzi looks fab here

guy in the stall next to me is on speaker with his homie having a heated argument about the best hard seltzers

the simple life

@finplup nightmare

got the unskippable “sorry for misgendering you i actually think you’re super dope i’m just an old fuck” cutscene at work today

so excited for ren fest tomorrow that i’m a little bit sick to my stomach

@bonnibloop_ yayyy

@sillybearhours roomfs

are your roommates oomfs

puck hasn’t even dropped and they’re talking abt a goon fest?? x.com/t0ronto_b4rbie…

coworker i hate got an ugly haircut

@scrungeonmaster ok u got me there

@twinkfail x.com/scrungeonmaste…

people laugh at the little air pocket in tboy boxers. but when we’re all drowning on a sinking ship and i self-suck for 30 more crucial seconds of oxygen… you will not be laughing so much.

@finplup corporate america is about saying “man this pre-hole punched paper is so great”

corporate america is about finding the correct The Office clip to react with

@finplup guy named bagel sandwich

when u get to the hole in the bagel sandwich and it’s time to eat it’s little pussy out #itgetscheesyinthere

wait why am i hot

@finplup BARKS AT YYOU

these sick Canadian fucks took his fucking leg look at him he’s Naked

@finplup i’m angry 🙂‍↕️

@twinkfail tweet ideas must be running out when ur live tweeting a regular season nhl game

vancouver with 2 mickey mouse goals