@etimglory26 The “oh” that will first come out of your mouth will be loud 🤣🤣🤣
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James Jimoh
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Went for a cleaning job in Oniru.
I was struggling to pull the curtains and wondering why they refused to move.😭
One of the carpenters looked at me and said, "Madam, na remote control dey operate am."
God abeg, no let me die for Ikorodu. 😭😂
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@Phatbabeluuu That’s ridiculous, bet if it was the lady that made the call, they would have taken it seriously
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I watched one crazy stuff, man calls the police that his wife is threatening to kill him, police comes and does nothing, he calls 911, while on the call, his wife shoots him four times.
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Snapchat boy don unfriend me because I no gree sleep with am.😭🤲🏽
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According to her, she’s angry cos the guy asked her to marry him, even tho he didn’t “contribute” to her hair
🧸@_y3maya
🥷🏾: what are your plans for the day? me: i’ll be going to make my hair. 🥷🏾: okay **he proceeds to change the conversation. hours later, 🥷🏾 texted 🥷🏾: how is it going? me: she’s adding the finishing touches 🥷🏾: don’t forget to send pictures me: lol okay. **i send a streak 🥷🏾: omg you look so fine, i can kiss you right now, marry me you this girl. 😭😭and you didn’t pay or contribute for the hair??? gfb
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🥷🏾: what are your plans for the day?
me: i’ll be going to make my hair.
🥷🏾: okay
**he proceeds to change the conversation.
hours later, 🥷🏾 texted
🥷🏾: how is it going?
me: she’s adding the finishing touches
🥷🏾: don’t forget to send pictures
me: lol okay.
**i send a streak
🥷🏾: omg you look so fine, i can kiss you right now, marry me you this girl.
😭😭and you didn’t pay or contribute for the hair??? gfb
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You crying, begging and explaining to God you where just joking
God:
Debby@realdebby10
If Ronaldo scores for Portugal today let me be barren for life.
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@D_last_Freeman Just curious, which church weds a married person, who is still married with a second partner?
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Christianity permits polygamy, not everyone is a catholic btw
co-creator with God. 🥼🩺@MaryRoseMalomo
Come and bring your "second wife" to the altar of a catholic church and say you want to do wedding na. Osim, "Christianity permits polygamy".😹
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Honest question, if a commissioner has to go round the state to enforce a simple order like this, is it that their subordinates blatantly refuse to follow order or the order didn’t reach them in the first place? I mean how often can he keep this up?
Bishop@BishopPOEvang
Current situation in our Nigeria police force...the crackdown continue by the commissioner
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Can I put uziza in Egusi? I’m feeling experimental but the stakes of this gamble is too high.
Helpppppp!!!!
Does it make it better or bad, I have very few minutes to decide as my soup is almost done.
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Everytime I watch a video on instagram, I come on twitter hours later and find that exact same video on my timeline, and from a different account, like!!!
Oluwatobiloba@Tobielobba
Her iPhone 17 Pro Max fell into the Ocean. The phone did not stop recording for the whole 2 hours and 30 minutes it was in the ocean.
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I don’t understand, isn’t it a normal practice?
Juneeeee Jummyyyyyy 🌼🥳@LawalOlaju16577
These SS3 kids doing sign-out after WAEC is actually wild sha.
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This one just dey act film dey go, which episode be this one?
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
“The court as you’re all aware of has laid an order when I was absent last week to revoke my bail and now I’m to be sent to Kuje pris0n. I came prepared and I'm going to pris0n to keep mobilizing our people. I even brought my Pris0n bag cos somebody must make sacrifices that will benefit this country.” — Sowore speaking before he was taken to pris0n this morning💔
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