UncappedTurtle (Shellebrity)
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Please be patient with me, I'm from the 1900s. Time Magazine Person of the Year (2006)
🕊️ BREAKING: Chuck Norris has died. Details: tmz.me/didYp9I
MUST READ: A bombshell NYT investigation shows that Cesar Chavez sexually abused young girls. Dolores Huerta also discloses for first time that that Chavez raped her. So much more from Manny Fernandez and Sarah Hurtes —> nytimes.com/2026/03/18/us/…
⚠️Ukrainian instructors sent to assist in the Middle East are shocked by how the US intercepts targets, according to The Times According to Ukrainian officers and instructors from the Ukrainian Armed Forces, who were involved in the defense of the Gulf countries, "the US launched as many as 8 Patriot missiles at a single enemy target, each costing over 3 million dollars," and also: "I don't understand what they were doing, what they were watching for four years while we’ve been at war."
I am preparing a letter asking @SecWar to remove the name of Cesar Chavez from the USNS CESAR CHAVEZ.
Y'all... I've NEVER seen Hartsfield Jackson this bad. This is what security looks like this morning (Friday). We've talked to people that got to the airport at 3am that missed their 6am flight. @ATLNewsFirst @GAFollowers
Confesso que, por algum motivo, hoje foi um dos dias mais difíceis ao visitar o Presidente Jair Bolsonaro. Ao entrar no quarto, me deparei com aquele homem forte “apagado” na cadeira, com a cabeça baixa, soluçando enquanto dormia. Precisei recuar. Fiquei alguns minutos em silêncio, do lado de fora, tentando me recompor, antes de entrar novamente. Quando voltei, ele continuava da mesma forma. Me aproximei, fiz um carinho em sua cabeça, e ele sequer reagiu. Me explicaram que, por conta das medicações fortes, sua sensibilidade está ainda mais elevada. Ele usa, inclusive, uma pulseira com a indicação: “RISCO DE QUEDA”. Quando acordou, optei por não falar nada sobre o que está acontecendo aqui fora. Apenas comentei, de forma leve, sobre o novo visual do Augusto Nunes, fato o que arrancou dele um “espanto” ao despertar. Meu pai segue na unidade semi-intensiva, com a voz fraca, sonolento por conta dos medicamentos e reclamou de respiração debilitada, certamente devido a terceira pneumonia seguida após sua prisão ilegal. Presenciei a coleta de mais de cinco ampolas de sangue para exames. Fiz a minha parte, com humildade. Ele me disse que gostou da minha presença e que amanhã eu voltaria. Saio do hospital destruído, como sinceramente não esperava ficar. Mas seguimos. Amanhã é outro dia. Quinta-feira, 19 de março de 2026 Carlos Bolsonaro
The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1
🇷🇺🇮🇷 Putin: “Anyone who spreads chaos in the Middle East for their own interests will not be spared.” The message comes as more countries get pulled into the situation. Vague… but definitely not subtle. x.com/TMT_arabic/sta…
Lisa Murkowski has been on the Senate floor for over ten minutes. As a member of the GOP, she's doing an EXCELLENT job of advocating for the SAVE America Act… oh wait... no, she's not. She's explaining why it's apparently TOO HARD to overcome logistical and geographical issues because of sled dogs and other things far less important than our nation's sovereignty. The amount of effort these people put into opposing something as simple as voter ID is astronomical and only proves how afraid they are.
