moonie

i’m so maternal about seonghwa i need him to be happy at all times

life’s fucking me in the ass and all i can do is take it like a good little slut

i love when yall post a snippet of a fic and then comment the link, like yesss you smelled my desperation cumming😫

men will deadass beat each other to a bloody pulp over sports teams but god forbid i collect pieces of paper with my favorite kpop idols on them

i hope chris brown stops writing songs when he wakes up so them shits can go to literally any other nigga

@hoejoongie oh you’re a genius

“Let’s compare dick sizes,” SH said, as casually as if he hadn’t just asked to see hjs dick. “Did you hit your head?” HJ asked, genuinely confused, pressing a hand to Shs forehead to check for a fever. “No.” SH rolled his eyes. “I think whoever has the bigger dick wins.”

HJ is a successful DJ. SH is a model & singer. They end up as co-judges on a competition show for aspiring idols. The only problem? They never agree on anything, which is fine during the pre-filmed casting rounds, but the moment they go live on TV, everything goes downhill.

lord forbid a girl is picky

@Moonimmii this is so cutesy im gnawing through your computer screen

/// Andddd there's our second update!! It's a lot longer than the last, so I hope u guys enjoyed❤️ ty for the enthusiasm too😭 it's surprising that yall are invested in my threadfic. If u wanna be tagged then lemme know but u gotta add ur thoughts to ur comments!! im nosy x

#bkdk Omega life isn’t easy for Izuku, working between profession and his own instincts. So he’s glad that Kacchan offered a marriage for convenience. Izuku gets support, home-made meals, even a driver! And the alpha gets… What does Kacchan get from this arrangement?

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no but this really is the most captain and captain’s wife they’ve ever been i can’t get over it

@otherwoordly thank you thank you thank you

.✦ ݁˖ Captivating Mr. Park - Published .✦ ݁˖ ❀ sccngjccng centered ❀ ↑ writer hj ↓ editor-in-chief sh ❀ younger top/older bottom ❀ dilf, younger top, fluff, smut Link: archiveofourown.org/works/86239461

LMAOOOOO

i wish i could play w my ballsack but i don’t have one

i wonder if someone ever sung Never Getting Laid with me in mind because i truly HAVENT GOTTEN LAID

@otherwoordly this is my favorite tease ever

“what did you say again? you were a top?” the younger one thrusting deep inside the man squirming under him cunningly teased. he then leaned down near his ear and whispered. “if only you could look at yourself, taking my fucking dick like the slut you are.”

so NetJames are truly NEVER getting back together???

Me once the clock strikes 12:00 tonight

i truly don’t care how much yall normalize it, non D9 people strolling will forever be weird.

in another life i’d like to be part of a kpop group experiencing wild homoerotic tension with my bandmate