Aria

If I had a dating profile it would read: Always hungry, always broke. Addicted to Netflix and sweet tea. Bouts of rage and sadness common.

Ohtani goes yaaaaard!!!

I’m telling ya, these blue jerseys are it. What a spanking for the Blue Jays.

OHTANI GOES YAAAAAARD!!!

The blue jerseys are good luck 🙌🏻

MAD MAX GOES YAAAAARD!!!

MIGGY DID THAT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@jenny__simone They really are! Aw, it’s so fun watching them grow.

@vinylbones Omg corgi puppies are the cutest. Mine just turned 7 🥺

For those that don’t follow me on IG, I finally got my dream dog and she’s exhausting and wonderful and keeping me busy. I am hoping to take her to Pups in the Park to meet fellow Dodgers fans as long as she’s fully vaccinated by then ☺️

Too early in the season for me to be stressing but ima need them to start scoring some runs.

@enri_trueblue Kira!

@vinylbones What’s her name??? 😍

Behind every strong woman is a coffee addiction, a knack for banter, an adorable consistent use of the word “fuck” and a love of true crime documentaries.

WILL GOES YAAAAARD!!!!

What’s your next move @ Dodgers? 👀

55 minutes to travel 17 miles to get to the office for a meeting that could’ve been held over Teams. I’m annoyed.

Y’all, I want a Corgi so bad. I’ve started looking and I am stressed 😫

How we feeling about this Tucker signing y’all? 👀

The expectations that come with being The Single sibling: built in babysitter, the primary caregiver for ailing parents, the fun aunt who doesn’t mind driving the kids around because “she doesn’t have anything else to do.” Let me liveeeee.

@dodgerslamuerte I’m going to call them tomorrow to see if they will tow it, inspect it for damage and then fix damage/change oil again. Toyota dealer too, I’m so mad 😠

@vinylbones Holy shit wtf. That's a lawsuit.

I’ve been having a few shitty days. Took my car in to get the oil changed and they forgot to put the engine oil cap back on (and it was dark as I was driving home so I didn’t notice right away) and now I’ve got oil all over my engine and if they fucked up my car ima cry.

Dodgers, RHP Edwin Díaz reportedly agree to deal, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand. (MLB x @CohnReznick)