melissa ☆

“my entire bloodline is dead my girl left me AND i got evicted … but hey ! at least i got this big ass key 😄🔑”

@catherinespaws IF YOU LAUGH YOU GO TO THE AMBIGUOUS ABYSS

@wadesknife LMFAOOO

seeing ppl compare petermj to [REDACTED] is making me SICK .. when a chopped hoe calls u twin !! BITCH NO 😭🫩‼️

@catherinespaws its up to Ambiguous Audience Interpretation

@wadesknife who is this about 😭

@petermjbags OMG HI SYD WE USED TO BE MOOTS ONCE UPON A TIME ON TOMHOLLAND TWT IDK IF U REMEMBER ME

— welcome! please read my carrd before you follow 💌☁️ ↳ withyourbags.carrd.co ↳ pronouny.xyz/u/petermjbags

@whatsitbyler AWWWE 🥹🥹🥹 KDJDJDJDJDJ WAS IT THE ONE IN PARIS ??

@wadesknife YES HEHEHEHEHE IT WAS SO FRICKEN COOL MEL my friends went on tower of terror and i was like okay im gonna sit that one out and go find spiderman real quick xx

I’ve added a couple of people on my ig so… if any OOMFS want in here you go ‼️

@mofromyt FUCK

@wadesknife @ApasserbyFan me

ya hearing this bs, pete?

@peterfemmejay THEY INVENTED A WHOLE MONTH FOR HIM

@wadesknife HE IS SO FUCKING QUEER

peter parker will always be a butch lesbian #TOME but i am a full supporter of the bisexual peter parker hc from the sidelines and would love to see that be canon

#SPIDERMAN: nights like this

tom holland doesnt drink PISS !!!!!!!

@wolviesnikt THIS EDIT OMG

I have a feeling she’s jean greys daughter???

@JuanEditzs your graphs are so smooth man … also this is giving 2018 instagram edit (COMPLIMENTARY)

@mofromyt @ApasserbyFan IF U LAUGH U GET THANOS SNAPPED

@wadesknife @ApasserbyFan holy shit lmfaoo

“it’s a little tight around the ole webshooter..” WHY DID HE SAY THAT 😭😭😭😭 SON

pretty much this

Spider-Man has already gone through puberty: now his developing powers are a metaphor for gender transitioning

@whatsitbyler NO FREAKINF WAY ?? U WENT TO AVENGERS CAMPUS IN JAN ??

@wadesknife YAYYYY OKAY :)

@umbrllathv U LYIN

@wadesknife ily ❤️

if you think abt it .. it’s hilarious that peter fucked up his life because he couldn’t control his chronic yapping syndrome for two seconds

ANYONE ELSE GEN CANNOT STOP SHAKING WHILE REWATCHING THE TRAILER 😭

@petermjsthasmin DIDNT KNOW YALL WERE STILL WOKE LIKE THAT FRFR

@petermjsthasmin LITERALLY TEARS TO MY EYES .

very much enjoying the trans bisexualification of peter parker on my tl thankyou everyone xxx