ZEMBEKI

If its fuel consumption, very few cars can match the Vezels efficiency

When men go broke, it’s not as if we don’t have money for haircut at that moment , we just feel like we don’t deserve it while everything else is going bad

@Karungisera2 @grok ??

I'm curious, why do married people look alike overtime to an extent of looking like twins over time?

@peris21486 Hamuogopi ata rais😂

Marafiki wa kufa kupona

@Kenyans The dog ate my homework?

CS Murkomen says goons who attacked Senator Godfrey Osotsi have fled the country

@SirAlexas @DjPasamiz siku zombooo🙌🏾

Currently, who are the best DJs in 254? In terms of music selection, transition...

@RealNate08 @ItsLeecapalot Wakadinali

5 hour car drive and you can only listen to one Kenyan artiste, name the artiste.

According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

Pesa ndo umaliza shida. Shida ndo umaliza PESA.

“After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.” — Italian Proverb

@brilliantcollo @iam_Masibo @_MtuTano Au sio

@iam_Masibo @wanami37 @_MtuTano Wacha watu waskie vizuri

Hadi maziwa inadhani iko kwa blender😂😂😂mamaye!!!🤧🤧

@Nyaburinyauma 3

Who do you think is the richest among the four and why?

How ladies contribute for alcohol 👩🏾 👩🏿 👩🏽 300/= 300/= 300/= How guys contribute for alcohol 🧑🏾‍🦲 👩🏿‍🦲 🧑🏽‍🦲 10000 /= 🚗 👩🏾👩🏽👩🏿

100% of nothing is nothing but 1% of something is something

ODM was being served meat by William ,they were at the table . They tried standing up and realized William was cutting their legs and feeding it to them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 . Wewe William wewe .

@amarachi84rj Shout out to all the deadbeat fathers. You're the reason why your thot daughters rock our worlds

If you're not a smoker. I pity u.

A man who studies his own patterns with brutal honesty eventually becomes harder to manipulate, because once he understands where he typically bends, panics, or seeks comfort, he can anticipate his own weaknesses and close the gaps before someone else exploits them.

@marto254_ Yet….

The only woman rep you will never hear scandals about ☺️

@hi_amhigh Shout out to all the deadbeat fathers. You're the reason why your thot daughters rock our worlds

pretty girls smoke weed ❤️😌🍃