bea ! ⋆

stranger things characters when they were children ! (that i could find photos of.) .✦ ݁˖ 𐙚⋆.˚ a thread !🧵🪡

‘Hetslop ships are better than mlm ships cause at least there’s a woman in it🥹🥹🥹🥹!!” The misandry to homophobia pipeline should be studied

rant over anyways hmu 😇🤙 beathewise.straw.page

you can find a straight ship in any show i don’t give a FUCK if you feel ‘unrepresented’ YOU DONT NEED REPRESENTATION. YOU ARENT OPRESSED. STOP TRYING TO BEEEEE

are we deadass

@7567CaptainJon straight boys don’t stare at their bestfriends asses jon.

@wheelrrwise Mike can be straight

mike can be fem will can be fem mike can be masc will can be masc mike can be neither will can be neither mike can be top will can be top mike can be switch will can be switch mike can be bottom will can be bottom SHUT THE FUCK UP

@concreteproof13 YES BRO YES MIKE WHEELER IS GAY THAT MEANS HE LIKES DICK HES ALOUD TO SUCK DICK

@wheelrrwise LET MIKE WHEELER SUCK DICK

@bywishbone harry styles

finn stans are mad 🤣🤣 so madddd

UNDERRATED BYLER SCENE!!!!!!! mikes insecurities, immediate comfort in wills words, the cinematography, the interruption trope that curses them </3 oh my s4 byler i miss you

can we all agree that the love triangle involving a straight ship that’s endgame and a queer ship that doesn’t end up happening at all is a new form of queerbaiting & is riddled with homophobia

i love how mike always tries to protect others, even when he’s out of his depth. #mikebirthdayweek2026

hey netflix stop making love triangles involving a queer ship if you aren’t going to make the queer ship canon. that’s just homophobic

femmike fans going onto twitter knowing we're about to be FED with our being words misinterpreted, headcanons of us, accusations of hating femwill, told we’re making him str8, called heteronormative, and thinly veiled transphobia & hypocrisy. I really love being a femmike stan ❤️

@byclairzed @konstarred wenclair shippers think i’ll stop shipping wenclair js cos they don’t like bylers 😣😣

Bylers being blacklisted in every fandom ffs 😭 😭

mike could be wearing a wig, makeup, dress, heels and nails and he would still be a boy. dressing/looking fem as a boy doesn’t change your gender, and it doesn’t make will any less queer either.

do not show me s1 mike wheeler looking at a binder full of wills drawings before he knew will was still alive because I will cry

i don’t realise how long ten seconds is until i use my inhaler and have to hold my breathe… damn i thought i was gonna die at 7 seconds

they didn’t have to make will have a crush on mike. they didn’t have to make him confess his feelings under el’s name just to uplift mileven. they didn’t have to make him ask for signals, they didn’t have to make him seem hopeful, but they did. and that is the problem.

used their gay characters gift and feelings for the biggest hetslop of the century. hello. they literally had him confess under the name of el and then used it to lead to their big love confession moment. they literally went for an unresolved cyrano trope just to +

i hope more ‘straightbaiting’ as they call it happens fuck you guys

Y’all being mad abt the xo kitty situation is interesting because i distinctly remember how y’all were laughing when an abused gay kid was tossed aside , given no romance and used to uplift a straight ship so maybe what’s goes around comes around huh …