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so long and thanks for all the fish.
I got back on Twitter to find a PS5,
stayed to link up with the VR community
and now must leave to protest what this place has become
See you guys anywhere but here.
Albany, CA 🇺🇸 English
Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️
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@wjmcmath
Gamedev/Trial Lawyer. VR Producer. VR Content Creator, Crazy Kung Fu. Asst. Producer, Samurai SlaughterHouse.
Albany, California انضم Nisan 2008
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@tiltfive hey Mickey you ovine
you ovine, you blow my mind
Hey Mickey 👏🏾👏🏾, 👏🏾👏🏾
Albany, CA 🇺🇸 English
.@elonmusk could learn from @JimGaffigan,
who is funnier, without ever being mean;
than Elon is mean, without ever being funny
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"so I'm having a pint, minding me own business
"and the next thing I know, Keith's your brother, Patty's your mother-in-law,
"me ex-wife has keyed me lorry; how's that for a fine how-do-you-do?"
Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️@wjmcmath
"Patty's your mother-in-law" sounds like the British antonym of "Bob's your uncle"
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@TheeBeardedBard Eff that noise.
I've never had a Chik Fil A,
and now that I got an invite (thanks @RobertJALA) , I'm done with this trash fire
Albany, CA 🇺🇸 English
unfortunately people are mega addicted to twitter. If Marlboro changed there name people would still smoke em. So all the people concerned with Twitters changes, see ya here same time next week.
English
reading the Miranda ruling v. reading subsequent case law
Defund the police@dalaimo13
Reading the 4th amendment vs reading 4th amendment case law
Redwood City, CA 🇺🇸 English
"Patty's your mother-in-law" sounds like the British antonym of "Bob's your uncle"
AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝@ask_aubry
Can you imagine having Patty as your mother in law?
Albany, CA 🇺🇸 English
@TribeGreywolfVR LOL!
Fun fact: in my head, I read all your tweets in your voice! I have an inner Tribe!
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IM DYING READING THIS!!! 😂 @wjmcmath you crack me up!!
Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️@wjmcmath
the comments are big mad with "who is this for? who wants this?" me, motherf*cker it's for me sitcho ass down
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the comments are big mad with "who is this for? who wants this?"
me, motherf*cker
it's for me
sitcho ass down
Star Trek@StarTrek
Prepare for the musical event of the season! ✨ #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekSDCC
Albany, CA 🇺🇸 English
my dad held pigeons for *thirty years* before this was invented
they fired him and he couldn't find work
ppl are so insensitive
Kelly Turnbull@Coelasquid
So as it turns out the pigeon holder is actually an extremely safe an efficient way to hold a pigeon still long enough to give it medicine
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any of my followers cool with this?
reveal yourselves
Ammar Moussa@ammarmufasa
WATCH >> Ron DeSantis defends new curriculum that will teach children how slaves *benefited* from slavery. "They're probably going to show some of the folks that eventually parlayed, you know, being a blacksmith into, into doing things later in life."
Albany, CA 🇺🇸 English
@GeenzVR *ahem* the operator of this account does not advocate crimes against furniture, fixtures or any other subject and clearly intends this as parody 😅
Albany, CA 🇺🇸 English
The dealer left me alone in a conference room. It is time to commit crimes against the conference table.
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good thing this guy couldn't find the Math Stone
Albany, CA 🇺🇸 English
@TeaWhySnipes why not double it and make it a sixth, that'll show 'em
Albany, CA 🇺🇸 English
Hear me out:
A VR game where you're in an empty classroom (40x25 ft) and get constantly attacked by unarmed kindergartens. They increase in numbers each wave, which lasts 15 seconds each. You are also unarmed and have to survive as long as you can.
Full body tracking mandatory.
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you have to wonder what other duds they were considering,
for "web of web" to ultimately prevail
El Cerrito, CA 🇺🇸 English