mads!

i miss when waiting rooms were quiet. now i gotta hear everyone’s tiktok’s against my will 😐

we really get on kid for reciting brain rot like we didn’t sing commercial slogans from memory 😭

@davibroui the 50 shades version was the first to come to mind 😭

and it's easy

The world is moving on while the USA clings to racism & dreams of 19th century colonialism

Hey PA, did we just have all 4 seasons in 24 hours?!!!

80 degrees yesterday but it’s snowing today. #okay

El hombre sabio no compite contra su esposa, una mujer segura de si misma sabe que no necesita ganarle a su esposo.

Crazy to think Tom wouldn’t be married to Zendaya if he didn’t get this role

le monde est vraiment beaucoup trop vaste pour rester devant un bureau de 8H à 18H

@smoke_nd_pearlz i wish i minded my business

The uncropped version is insane lmao

born to do exactly this 😌

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

i’m tired of seeing old ass videos being posted like they’re new. this app is just one big déjà vu

A few months after I lost my job, I finally got hired again. Different company. Better pay. Bigger title. I was excited but also terrified. First day nerves hit me harder than I expected. New office. New people. That quiet pressure to prove I deserved to be there. The night before my first day, I couldn’t sleep. At 2 AM I was in the living room rehearsing introductions in my head, already convincing myself they’d regret hiring me. My husband walked out, half-asleep, and didn’t ask what was wrong. He already knew. The next morning, he woke up earlier than me. Made coffee. Ironed my outfit. Packed my lunch even cut the fruit the way I like it. When I came out dressed, trying to act calm, he looked at me like I was about to walk onto a stage. “You don’t have to be the best one in the room today,” he said. “Just be the most you. That’s what got you hired.” On my drive to work, I noticed something in my bag. A folded sticky note. “If you start doubting yourself, read this:
You survived worse. You rebuilt. You’re not lucky to be there — they’re lucky to have you.” I didn’t cry when I lost my job. I cried in the parking lot before my first day back. Because this time, I realized something else about marriage: It’s not just about who holds you when you fall. It’s about who believes in you when you stand back up. It’s about who waters you while you’re growing not just when you’re broken. And again… I didn’t have to ask. He was already awake.

Soul Train used to be WILD back in the day 😂

“WIT DA CAN MERK” “DA POWDA MERK” “NO JELLY”

@noahalyx hearing that disgusted me so bad

bro nonblack people stealing “ahh” and pronouncing it as literally “AH” instead of “AAA” (short for ass) will always make me laugh they really so dumb bro 😭niggas cant even copy us right

@briiajaaa i can’t wait for this day!!

i never pop my shit but i literally came degree, new car, RN license, & apt all in the span of 6 months i fr gotta give myself grace

There’s a woman trending on TikTok who cooked twelve porks so she won’t have to cook for the week. Her husband came back and ate six . He also packed three to go to work. She had to share the rest with her kids .

Creatives randomly lock in at 11pm and be up until 3am working.