✨smoke mommy✨

back shots here

@mrsballs69 cuddling watching tv? love it. when im trying to sleep??? pls dont

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my sister calls me just to piss me tf off

my patience is being tested this evening 🥰

@katwgws AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA 😭😂😂😂

@wxfflestomp anyway the whole thing took like a year and it was very involved and my bit was my puppet came out and bounced around for like a minute and then at some point i shout "is that a cucumber?!?!?" in latin about someone's dick in their toga or whatever. really good.

my friends dont want to go on a sunrise hike with me.. they could just tell me they hate me & it’d hurt less than this

@katwgws thats so fun!! thats kinda how my book club started, I floated the idea & then now we’ve been consistently meeting for almost a year now!

@wxfflestomp there was a rich old lady in my latin class and toward the end she was like "i want to do this play we are reading as an actual puppet show would anyone like to do that" and me and maybe 2 other people agreed. and it was so cool because of course it was. she paid for lessons!!

Genuinely don’t understand why some people can’t be understanding and empathetic

@urgirlmadss ..i didnt get anything/:

sending this to oomf

@katwgws LORE DROP this is amazing! 😂

@wxfflestomp this is how i got to be part of a latin language puppet show as an undergrad 🤓

you fucking liars!!! I ate & now my tummy hurts but different

me fr & im not even sorry

@MccarthyBevan im one of those people 😭 unless its edibles then that puts me on my ass lol

@wxfflestomp 🤣 same as people being like, smoke and then get about chores, ummm no, unless the chores are to eat all of the cereal in the house.

@sockmoments I made my friends brunch with a hello kitty waffle iron lmaooo

uhh i was not aware this panty liner was going to be the entire length of my torso?

im coming over to look at u like this

@libcapreformed oooh fun

Going to Phantom of the Opera tonight because occasionally I am cultured

@millersandgolf2 dumb cunts using ai for that lame video?

?????

first in my bloodline to marry a twitter oomf

I need to take a shower but I cant move /: