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@financialjuice an Iranian territory is going to become the 51st state before Canada does

US Treasury Secretary Bessent: We'll see if Kharg Island eventually becomes a US asset

@Tradermayne @3L3C70 @notthreadguy shit i am unhedged

@notthreadguy The hedge are the friends you made along the way.

so literally nothing is a hedge against geopolitical chaos?

@PeterZeihan ok so this is financial advice

Before anybody asks, no, the following is NOT financial advice. The U.S. dollar is constantly in the spotlight, so where is it heading? Full Newsletter: bit.ly/3PgW7sO #usd #usdollar #economy

yes, birth went wrong for bears.

@NewsyJohnson ca for #hitler

I was told today would be black monday? worse than #hitler for stock market? that bulls would be brought to their knees before the slaughter? what went wrong for bears? was it birth? were you dropped on your head? or was it when you lost it all.. or the other time you lost it all. okay it was the fourth but, who's counting? me. I was counting. Every bear post... I remember. I know what you are... every bear is allied with evil, and on this day evil has lost. GOD DID Newsy Johnson

@NewsyJohnson i saw it

no I didn't promote a 4k mc coin, I merely shared it Newsy Johnson

@NewsyJohnson trust jewsy johnson

TRUST ME BRO I AM BULLISH I JUST THINK SHORT TERM PAIN FOR LONG TERM GAIN. I STILL HAVE MY LONG TERM SPOT BAG BTW. Newsy Johnson

bro pivoted from crypto to being a retard influencer which is honestly a more respectable profession Newsy Johnson

@NewsyJohnson figured newsy johnson was an atheist but i guess everyone seems god when they're down bad

bro im so bullish on that coin too I just dont have any so im going to pray on your downfall so I can get an entry. Newsy Johnson

@NewsyJohnson there ain't no one winning in this market

bears are 100x more greedy than bulls. bulls want everyone to win. bears want everyone to suffer so that they alone can win. Newsy Johnson

@NewsyJohnson my situation room has urinals

getting blacked out at the situation room >> Newsy Johnson

@TraderMercury not sure bout this one anymore

crypto looking solid for a larger rally from here Bitcoin broke out of local range, and is above HTF trend my guess is we see another push into the Weekly trend (12h 200MAs) at 80k, and altcoins get some relief as well. goodluck to all.

@TraderMercury much love

really need to appreciate your grandparents man my grandmother and I are very close - she essentially raised me in recent weeks she’s been having hallucinations. she is in good health otherwise. this came out of nowhere I ask that you keep her in your prayers much love🖤

@functi0nZer0 nothing ever stops the chuds

I don’t want to hear another peep from the Nothing Ever Happens chuds for the rest of my life

@NewsyJohnson most unhinged distraction plot in human history

now that the dow is at 46,000 can we talk about Epstein again? Newsy Johnson