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Version 6 of my site is now live. And I finally fixed the Spotify player in the footer.

Rape is not culture. Wanton overt display of sexual harrassment is not culture. There is no ground on which you can restrict the movement of women and punish "offenders" with rape and sexual assault. Unsafe and harmful practice targeted at raping women is not culture. Don't mask your evil intention with culture. Whatever is happening in Delta State is grossly embarrassing. THAT IS NOT CULTURE!

mfs on their wedding day:

“moshi moshi”

In Ozoro Delta State, there is a festival where men hunt women in the street so they can assault them while they laugh. This is happening in Nigeria. In 2026. In Women’s Month. We celebrated women on Sunday. We are hunting them by Thursday.

GIRLS ARE BEING RAPED AND DUMPED BY THE ROAD SIDE!!!! THIS IS HAPPENING IN OZORO AND NO ONE IS DOING OR SAYING ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

@ininghe_ Really? Talk fast I dey supermarket RN.

You'll not believe when I tell you oats is your answer

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Adey satisfy my inner child, you say turn on

Since amalgamation, we’ve been fighting over everything. who owns oil, who owns gele, who owns Ichafu and who owns Egusi. Meanwhile none of us own stable electricity, clean water, or basic human rights. We are fighting over the décor of a burning house

@HeartMattaz Abeg make pesin bring food for the prize. Prize dey hunger.

If you are AA and O+, Please flex your muscles in the comment section. You are the PRIZE HeartMattaz

SPIDER-MAN’S RIDER KICK‼️

All back wan finish my babe

Mehn, all this one no concern me. I just want this week's episode of Kamen Rider and Monarch.

@winibaby12 @xandresvoid Make e no work.

A Relationship won’t work if you as a guy knows too much and don’t allow your self to be manipulated sometimes ….

@noahishmri I mean, he's an OG Toku boy.

I'm so kamen rider-pilled that when I saw spiderman doing rider kick I didn't bat an eye like yeah what else was he supposed to do

Spiderman doing a Rider Kick, Bruce wearing a wrist henhsin device? Marvel's going Toku!

Please are there any NGO’s or law firms that take up pro bono rape cases in ogun state? A man raped a 7 month old baby. Please help me retweet this

@gucciboy61555 In hand or mouth.

Breast in bra or breast in crop top???

@bongyluaziey Speech via osmosis

My daughter's teacher said that she talks so much that she placed her next to the nonverbal child in the classroom and the child now speaks

@ininghe_ Believe me. I'm not struggling.

How is it possible to be sick and horny at the same time? Pick a struggle 😭 😭