Zero stress

Until you date a generous and responsible woman, you will never understand how much women love spending on the man they love and being financially responsible to the family.

@Austeiin same thing my mum taught us. don’t attack first, but return their attack with all your might in the same way they attacked you. applicable to both gender. iffu insult me i go insult you back however i can, iffu hit me i go hit you wetin no good back. always retaliate harder.

What Mama Ibeji taught me in life: In the year 1998, Mama Ibeji taught me how to use my mouth to defend myself whenever a lady insult me with her mouth. She warned sternly: On no account MUST you raise your hands on any woman just because she insulted you. Insult her back with your mouth. Then I asked: Mummy, what if the lady hits or attacks me first with her hands/legs? Mama Ibeji said, 'Unleash your God-given havoc on that woman' In the year 2000, while I was made the head boy during my junior secondary school days (in JSS 3), the punctuality prefect (one of the few NEPO babies in school then and also daughter to the Literature teacher of the school) called me a RAZZ HEADBOY because I was rushing hot indomie noodles with my guys as that day was the last day of our Junior WAEC exams. I told her she's so tush she can't even relate to what it feels like to be normal like an everyday kid and I ended it with 'BIG AGRIC FOWL' because she was on the big-side. Next thing NEPO Baby said if I call her ‘Big Agric Fowl’ again she will come over to my seat and slap me.....😂😂😂....Normal me, I said : ROSEMARY, YOU ARE A BIG AGRIC FOWL. She walked up to my seat and slapped me….Tawaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Lo & behold, that was the last sound I heard and remembered. The next thing I realized was that I was in the staff room kneeling down facing the wall. The Principal (A female) has invited my parents to the school that day & also the mother of the girl has also been invited to the school premises because she was on leave. I was so scared because I thought something worse had happened. The way people looked at me as if I was a different person also scared me. My twin kept asking me 'what came over you, Twin bro? Do you wanna kpai her?' When the mother of the girl (also our literature teacher) arrived at the school premises and saw her daughter; She rushed to the staff room and started beating me mercilessly to the point she even bite me sef. But other teachers restrained her. Then came my mother; After she heard what happened and saw the lady, she took 3 long canes and flogged me shege banza!😩😭 Afterwards, she saw the bite marks on my body and asked if it's the lady that did that?…..Saying serves you right….You deserve it.....Until I told her: Mummy, it was the mother of the girl bite me and beat me before you came. Mama Ibeji scattered everywhere again....The matter now became battles of the mothers before the male teachers and security men had to step in to salvage the situation. I was placed on a 3days suspension and the girl didn't resume school for almost 2weeks. Now here's the catch: When we got home that day, Mama Ibeji asked me: I thought I told you not to raise your hands on any woman unless they attack you first? Always use your mouth to abuse them back. Then I showed her my right chick saying: Mummy she slapped me first...really hard slap. Mama Ibeji looked at me and said: Well done my boy! She bathed me and gave me better Yam and Egg sauce to eat. THE END

@deylowkey247 @Alleycropping 2016, 300l. my guy and room mate collect money, he change his phone, his babe phone, change his wardrobe, me wey dey sort ham before then, he gimme 5k, my phone was so bad then, na nokia battery i dey use inside tecno android. even his old phone, he no drop. nobody owes me shit!

I killed entitlement a long time ago, nobody owes me shit

@XlonChat @callhimmoonie @Son_ImSleep you’re right

@callhimmoonie @Son_ImSleep More like Bill Gates Warren buffet Carlos slim

Damn bill gates really a used to be him nigga now

@jones_emmanuel @UnkleAyo na wetin i dey look since. he was actually dark here o. god i no wan die for ikateeeee😭

@UnkleAyo Bro, Nigeria na prison!!! Just take a look at your yesterday.

Betting nearly ruined me during NYSC. This was me. I was getting paid by the state government thrice other corp members but I was living more wretchedly. I was on the verge of absolute ruin. Now it doesn't matter how much everyone around me is making. Never again.

The World Cup hasn't even been a week yet my open bets have already been reduced to 5 from 46, every attempt I've made to avenge you have brought me nothing but more pain and if i keep chasing this revenge, Sporty won't hesitate to make me end up just like you. so I have decided to leave your vengeance in the hands of the Alpha & Omega of this world. I can't do this anymore, homie😭🙏🏽

@swhat03 i don die 🤣

@Nobleboyy7 before we broke up, barney was always begging me to come see her mom, even if it’s once. me wey wey no ready for that kain commitment

And there’s my girl begging me to come meet her parents everyday, nawa o

@big_ricch25 na content una dey call ham now

shey e dey advisable to buy facebook for a 14 y/o boy make he begin shoot contents? everytime he see me na so so money i dey press for ham and he get android for hand

@EmzyGadgets @iamjohnblu205 the chances of this one happening is slimmer than the iphone 12 owner chances. you wey be gadget seller sef no get helicopter 😒

@iamjohnblu205 Same person wey buy 17pm fit later buy helicopter and boat. Life no be Bollywood

Person wey dey use iPhone Xr don swap to silver iPhone 17 pro max leave you with your iPhone 12 u wey dey use shame am before. 💀😂

@edeanayo12 @tundealatishe @NigeriaStories there’s no way you’ll defend this present administration and not look like a fool. mumu say potential loop to trash 😂and he no sabi anything about law o

@tundealatishe @NigeriaStories Go ahead to explain further, or better still join Inec and Lere Olayinka's legal team to help them unearth the "loop". You just exposed your tomfoolery and senselessness on X.

BREAKING: Emeka Ike Sues INEC and Wike’s Aide Lere Olayinka for ₦10 Billion Over the alleged unauthorised release of his voter registration information.

the day my own moving man go meet his luck, he go burst cry.

@Elkrosmediahub 1 and 6

Which two are you picking?

Ignore Kwara, stay silent about Ondo, keep quiet on Ekiti and Osun, and forget the kidnapped children in Oyo, all because of Bola Tinubu. But when he leaves office and you suddenly find your voice, may the devil blind you.

@attah_akor e still get one person wey i wan use police carry seh, this kain style

"$500k confirmed" I go first use 1M organise party invite all my friends then use 1M carry police come pick me and everybody for that party say na cult initiation so if them finally bail them, them no go ever near me.

@twitgameboy 5m

How much gbese dey your head?

@Boyravee wthelly 🤣🤣

I comot redmi 14c for public you dey laugh now imagine sey i vex use that phone nak your jaw

I wanted to show this professor something on my phone. She left her seat and knelt beside me (just to be comfortable, since I was seated). The African boy in me still couldn't process that.

them invent compass before clock bro direction important pass time just dey move