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@VitoComedy My ex is Indian and this honestly makes me hate Indians. Their PR right now is at the bottom of the Ganges.

Society becomes infinitely better once you understand that any system which can be abused WILL be abused. The progressive mindset of "trust everyone" only leads to what you see here:

@ArtDuggy When the internet racist meets his match.

Denzel Washington's rant is so offensive that Mario's stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Denzel to stop being so fucking racist

@MagpieBotanic @CypressDahlia @desinople Every generation complains about the job market. This is just an excuse people use to not do anything, which is fine most people are lazy cowards.

@CypressDahlia @desinople You can't tough love him in to a healthy job market.

I know this is a dad-ish thing to say but you gotta do it while you're young. It is much easier to experience certain things while you're still young, presumably healthy and still have all your hair. Out of love, touch grass.

@versaceschanel Average French couple.

she was blind as a bat god bless

@juiceyeon She looks like an angel ❤️

no man deserves this

@kungfupete Both kinda lame tbh. I just never got it. Maybe if I were white and American.

I always thought he never recovered from the advent of Childish Gambino who dethroned him as the millennial multi-hyphenate who was out-singing dancing directing acting JoGoLev and the dude just never recovered

@JerkMangaka @GhidorahJoe OK, you're just nitpicking. Hollywood has spot lighted these actors.

@0Life4 @GhidorahJoe I mean they can get paid AND also show of their skills even if its just like a 1-2 minute fight, they can even still be the jobbers they were in the movie, but show off what they're known for.

to this day, one of the top 3 biggest sins of the Star Wars sequels is that they had Yayan and Iko cameo as those bounty hunter dudes and didn't let them do any martial arts before they got killed by that alien thing. like, what was even the point????

@InSnyderWeTrust @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs One more thing, this game has a heavily pregnant women on the front lines. A random non-binary character, a lesbian love triangle, and a secret baby subplot. It's impossible to take any of this seriously in this down and grity setting. A parody at times.

@0Life4 @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs I’m not exactly a fan of the game but at least I’m honest about why without contradicting myself with each comment.

It's crazy that after 6 years, I still haven't seen a single convincing reason why The Last of Us Part II is a bad game that doesn't ultimately boil down to "Joel died" or an emotional reaction. The game is just that good.

I don't understand why the men on this app have to feign masculinity with threats of violence against womenfolk. Does Elon pay you to spike the cortisol of the female users?

@cloneristic "Some women are so catastrophically boring." Says the man who writes a thesis to a random Asian woman on the internet.

Some women are so catastrophically boring and their stories so ruthlessly meandering that it is biologically impossible to be interested in them. You can endure them, yes. You do this by checking out mentally in an out of body experience like a rape victim floating over the scene and looking down on it from above. Kind of like she might during unwanted sex. The trade is fair. You can love plenty of things you never talk to. Animals and babies don't talk ever and people still love them plenty fine. Often more than real people. Did you know that by way of a highly disciplined training regimin, magician David Blaine held his breath for nearly 20 minutes? That is one example of the incredible feats human beings are capable of when they put their minds to it. If you love your spouse as much as David Blaine loves breaking Guiness Book World records, you can endure anything. You best believe if David's Blaine's wife asked to strap on bugger him on demand, he could handle it. Probably MASSIVE insertions far beyond the proportion of what human beings were previously thought to be able to survive. He could probably take Mr. Hands tier pipe and hold his breath the entire time. Or he would die trying, and be happy to do it, as the greatest sacrifice for love there is. We're not asking for that. We are asking for you to pretend to like us a few minutes a few times a week so we can live with ourselves enough to not divorce you, brutally traumatising the kids in the process, who then get to then hear your new bf fuck you loudly through the walls and probably also get molested by him, setting off a horrific chain of events involving 140 mph highway car chases livestreamed from news helicopters, gelatinous slurries of crime scene clean up biowaste that can not be neatly divided by individual, entire communities devastated into spending years in therapy for PTSD and still not being able to sleep through the nightmares, with hard grizzled veterans of the police force that thought they'd seen it all retiring early because they are "too old for this shit." All things considered that's a small price to pay. Considering the alternatives.

@estherzelda0514 Unfortunately I identify with most creeps, male or female. I usually root for them to win.

You could always not identify with the creep. That's an option.

@mrqz1204 Sure but Craig Gillespie hasnt made a Dead Alive/Braindead and never will. He's pushing 60 he doesnt have that creative spark.

Reminder that Peter Jackson only directed low-budget horror comedies before The Lord of the Rings.

@insanenredacted @BattyWanderer I downloaded both movies on Twitter last yr. Maybe they're still up.

@BattyWanderer Where are y'all finding this film 😭😭😭😭

double feature tonight

@InSnyderWeTrust @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs Stop replying to me. I pray you get cancer and die. Then after your death your mother gets AIDS and spreads it to your father, and they both wither in pain and bleed from the ass and die. I curse your family with Hemorrhoids.

@0Life4 @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs It’s not over the game. It’s over your contradictory excuses. I don’t think you even know why you don’t like it & you’ve looked for as many excuses as poss even if they are hypocritical of each other. Moron don’t seem to know what hypocrisy is & clearly you don’t either.

Funny how sexists always result into hating their own gender in attempt to hate the other. Misogynists always complain about Chad and call other men cucks for dating modern women. Meanwhile misandrists are over here calling women dick obsessed whores for being attracted to men.

@InSnyderWeTrust @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs Why are you so antagonistic over a video game? I have been very pleasant. lol

@0Life4 @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs Sure cos skinny people don’t exist today do they? Fact is Abby trained for years to hunt for Joel. Ellie was essentially a student until Joel died. So why would she be built like a brick shithouse? How is that unrealistic you fucking moron?

@InSnyderWeTrust @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs In the context of the game setting two young girls alone in the apocalypse would die. In the opening, Abby almost dies and shes built like a tank. She's saved in the nick of time by Joel and Tommy she also has a group with her for protection.

@0Life4 @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs Hell you say you don’t care about realism but then also complain that having Ellie & Dina go after Abby ‘doesn’t seem real’….. so why’s it matter if you don’t care about it?

@InSnyderWeTrust @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs Anya Taylor-Joy in Furiosa is built like a runway model. But this works because the movie is fantastical and epic. Dina and Ellie are not surviving in an apocalypse, they're too modern and soft. Abby the only character that looks the part, funny enough. That's why I like her.

@InSnyderWeTrust @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs I don't care about realism in a video game or story. But the games are so smug and super serious with their gritty down to earth world. It makes it all the more silly that these two girls are off to get revenge in a zombie apocalypse with no help.