kris 🍄❤️

I'm old enough to give advice to my current self.

if you catch me smiling at my phone, i'm the funny one not them

“Touch Grass” is the new “Go play in traffic”.

Omg look what my brother gave me for my birthday. Epic. My collection of bird pins grows and grows…

twitter is like having an evil diary that talks back to you

I love quitting, unless it’s a substance.

they need to make a praying mantis emoji

the art of noticing the magic

cool animal tracks from today

Someday your sins will see the light of day

I put sugar and cream in my coffee for the first time in nearly 4 years, and just like that I'm happy again.

Come here and I’ll show you.

no slug shaming here

“get ur head out of the flowers and face reality” me:

If you casually use the word "vibes" I'm going to automatically assume you're a bot.

@lalise222 I like myself and I have em. 🥰❤️

Do you like a girl who has stretchmarks [pls say yes]

@pablo336lbs Probably. Next time.

@1000mindsofkris Feels like I could’ve gave him some pats. He didn’t even try to run away.

Twitter fighting is silly you're a bunch of strangers act like it

@ChrisVworld2 Happy birthday 🌷

Today I turn 51… I got myself some tulips 🌷