big dumb weiner

Eating 3 times a day is not normal. We need to go back to our primitive ways

boobs

@ellsss7077 Honda Civic

at the missing you factory and they just gave me a raise

@SkinnyTuna Leave them behind. They’re not your problem.

what are you supposed to do when one of your friends is just destroying their whole life for fun

*onion rings* me: Hello

i love garlic bread and raw sex

I can't believe some people do this for 80 years

can i bum a hug off you

We’re doomed

I wonder if his dick is thinking about me

@ventingarbage Omg like a party trick <333

@29ikn Pulling them out in a never ending chain like a twisted magician, no sign of the papers

Any office supply I should put in my ass?

My brain doesn’t recognize last year as a year that happened

It would be so fucking funny if

@ventingarbage With some holding a stack of documents together

@29ikn One by one

Just me n my PHAT pussy going for a walk

Happy birthday, weed