Harry Lime

@DavoScorpio @tabcomau I raise you a Curtly Ambrose with a colourful wristband!😉

@tabcomau Dean Jones

If your Big Bash team could sign any player in their prime who would you choose? 🤔🏏 #BBL09

@tabcomau Now that Mel’s back on the commentary team it’s got to be @henrygayle !😜

@imaginarybar @washingtonpost I know, right?

@washingtonpost Does it really matter? They lost that war. They need to get over it already.

Confederate flags were stolen from a Virginia graveyard. The search continues for the person who did it. wapo.st/2RUZg1P

@iresimpsonsfans 🎶”Everybody in the USA; Has a stupid neighbour . . . “🎶

Retail workers hearing Mariah Carey for the millionth scuttering time this month

@iresimpsonsfans If you were running for mayor, he’d vote for you!

Ireland, circa 2008

@Evi_Cy @StelCyp @guardian Your term, not mine.

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@Evi_Cy @StelCyp @guardian No mask. Most people aren’t as stupid to make blind assumptions.

@Evi_Cy @StelCyp @guardian Not an Aussie. Just spend the northern winters here. Can’t expect some illegitimate offspring of Crusaders to understand.

@Evi_Cy @StelCyp @guardian I’m sure a half Cypriot would undercut it. Half a country and all that!😂🤣

@Evi_Cy @StelCyp @guardian Not my page. New South Wales is located in Australia you inbred!

@Evi_Cy @StelCyp @guardian Why would I think that? I’m not British. Only a mental defective would make that assumption.

@Evi_Cy @StelCyp @guardian Why don’t you ask him. I only need to answer for myself, not provide commentary for some random two dollar hooker who gets bored between swallowing the evidence.

@Evi_Cy @StelCyp @guardian Why should I admit anything to a non entity on Twitter? I’ve explained that he’s not “my” player but maybe you need the folk at the sheltered workshop to explain it to you. Anyone who suggests he should be sacked for expressing an opinion is a fascist. Why can’t you admit that?

@Evi_Cy @StelCyp @guardian He’s not “my” footballer any more than the Russian gangsters are “your” “investors”.