@KristanHawkins Gooooooooo fuck yourself it’s her choice!!
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joan of snark
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joan of snark
@3traderbeobabe
(they/them) 25 | dyke | phl | burlesque
Beigetreten Ekim 2018
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URGENT: Do you have spina bifida or are you the parent of a child with SB? If so, DM me your cell phone if you are willing to talk to a mother (22 weeks pregnant) and tell her it will be okay.
She was just told her baby has SB and has scheduled to abort her baby tomorrow.
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I need @whippedjack to do a explainer vid on river song because for the life me I have never been able to pay enough attention to doctor who to understand the lore but I have a deep need to
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@bobo_circus God wait thank you for sharing this because I hadn’t read it yet and now my brain is on fire. It was so good.
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A lot of people in the comments castigating this for being an edgy joke instead of wondering if what a short story -- published in early 2024 -- about an act of shocking violence that revealed dark truths about a so-called Advanced Society could mean
eigenrobot@eigenrobot
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@oreoeocat Saniderm is one of my calicos favorite textures to lick hahaha
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Got my tattoo :) I’ll post soon, but I’m waiting on better pics. Monkey keeps licking the saniderm 😭
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I did some screen printing for the first time in years last night and my wife hung it on the bathroom door like a proud parent when I got home
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you have to get brain washed by a racist gay man from age 12 onward who happens to set the most amazing base face you’ve ever seen
Lisa@lisathebeauty1
How do girls learn how to do makeup? I swear it feels like every girl just magically knows how to do makeup except for me😭
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@Frenz1edChimera @ockleibi Right like that’s a dude who loves his grandkids interests
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@ockleibi W grandpa recognized them instantly
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@JulianKJarboe If it was a cis girl with tasteful bush in her hands they’d be praising it as high art. They’re just afraid of Trans people being too trans
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I looked at the Ethel Cain IG post to see what you were all talking about. They are soft focus very pretty boudoir photos. Everyone upset is allergic to fun, beauty, and thinks a flaccid penis is literally a gun pointed at their head.
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@iarmha1reacht Chenille that you can rub down the fuzz on the only correct answer for the best stimming fabric
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Terry cloth of all fabrics
✨Starlight💫@magicalstarlite
Mattel reheating old twitter discourse nachos
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A joy of my raised on YouTube life, buying my wife @holotaco for Xmas and getting to tell her stories of watching Christine while doing homework!
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@EPM106 Lolll my wife and I both have very good jobs and are still burdened with lots of medical debt from gender affirming care there is a bit disparity in people who can finance fully and those who cannot but ALSO teens don’t know shit about how to handle real life finances
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before typing your treatise on intracommunal class relations please click on OP’s bio and consider that Rich here is being used to mean “has a job”
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@Romy_Holland My first choice was the college my now dad (yay adult adoption) works at. He picked me up from school that day with the biggest grin and a surprise cake in the trunk him and my mom brought out after dinner.
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@Meevin10 Had a now ex-friend find a kitten under a porch and swear she was gonna love it forever. Went to her parents for the holidays on a one way ticket after skipping the first vet appointment, and boom-babysitting turned into my first baby with many medical bills.
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let’s mix it up….. what’s the lore behind your cats
໊@buffys
what’s the lore behind your username?
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@oreoeocat We refer to her as monkeybonkey in our house (or “cousin monkey” to our dilute calico)
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I regularly call Monkey…
Monks (or My Monks)
The Monk
Monkus
Stink (or My Stink)
Miss Thing
Any suggestions to add to the rotation?
Babette 💟@Bad_Babette
What are some of the regular nicknames you call your cat at home? Babette regularly gets called: Babs The Babs Babble Bobble Barbell Babbling Brook
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@electrolemon Demo I love all of your work creatively and comedically but this is perhaps the best thing you have gifted my world with in my entire time of following your career.
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in october 2021 i had such a transcendently good piece of pumpkin pie w/ a dense texture. i got obsessed with trying to recreate it every fall for the next three years. anyway, i finally nailed it. here's the recipe–pumpkin pie with orange zest and cardamom whipped cream
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@dnpbarf I’ve been chronically online for too long omg it was them and kickthepj and crabsticks??? I believe?
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why is it "phandom/the amazing foursome" on ao3 what is the amazing foursome
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These two don’t know how to sit pretty during their midnight snack
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People who are hating on the charli xcx wuthering heights soundtrack releases simply haven’t dated enough hot bitches to have to get into noise/industrial/black metal/math rock to win their appraisal. Real bitches know this is album is a hit but the movie will suck.
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