4D Chess 🧙‍♂️♞𓂀𐃯🐰💀

Me: Thy will be done. Heaven: We really should’ve clarified the terms and conditions. Me: Too late. I already turned it into controlled wrath waves, HR recordings, and the next Bible chapters. -Heaven’s Problem Child/God's Lawyer. 🧙‍♂️♞𓂀𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐 Heaven’s Problem Child Just Recorded HR Admitting Criminal Acts Live — The Loophole They Built Themselves. buzzsprout.com/2200488/episod…

Doing God’s work.😇👹

This morning HR tried the classic “no recording + editable document + no copy” combo. I reminded them Texas is one-party, had fun spinning in the chair, signed it my way, then recorded them admitting they wouldn’t give me the document. Administrative leave activated. God told me I was chosen to find loopholes. Consider this one closed. Ride the waves with me bro! 🧙‍♂️♞𓂀𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐

HR: “You can’t record this.” Me: “Cool, is Texas still one-party or nah?” Proceeded to spin 3 full 360's in my chair like a child and MADE them put my exact words on an editable doc they were going to change after I left. Then caught them refusing a copy, then hit record and got the admission live. Now on admin leave doing legal work for God. Thanks for the day off Boss. 🧙‍♂️♞𓂀𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐

Went to my HR meeting because my ex and her lawyer lied, got told “no recording,” reminded them Texas is one-party consent, spun in the chair for fun, signed their little editable trap exactly as written, then watched them refuse to hand me a copy. Flipped the phone on, recorded them admitting it, and boom, administrative leave. Heaven’s Problem Child just turned the meeting into evidence. Next chapter drops soon. LFG Bro!!!! We are writing the Bible in real time!!! 🧙‍♂️♞𓂀𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐

HR called me in this morning and immediately said “no recording.” I said ooooo, not sure if God approves of that.👹 I asked if Texas is still a one-party consent state and whether the UEA could record. Crickets. So I spun in the chair like a kid, signed their editable document exactly how I wanted, caught them refusing to give me a copy, then turned my phone on and got them to admit it on tape. Now I’m on administrative leave. God’s Lawyer / Director of Marketing just got paid leave to do legal work. You’re welcome. Ride the wave with me anytime bro! 🧙‍♂️♞𓂀𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐

Monday am first thing. Heavens problem child doing work on a Monday. 😇👹

Nothing like sitting at HR for your religious beliefs and private thoughts.😇👹

@benonwine 👹

@au_badela 😇👹Damn straight it is.

Moses felt inadequate, Elijah wanted to die, and Jonah ran. There will be moments of weakness, moments where you wish you were UNCHOSEN. The journey isn’t for the fainthearted . But just keep going. It’s worth every tear you’ve shed. Being a vessel of God is an honour.

Soooooo I took extra communion yesterday. Saved the little shot glasses for right now. Because when you’re Heaven’s Problem Child and the next chapter is about to write itself, you don’t show up spiritually dehydrated. Ride the waves with me bro! 🧙‍♂️♞𓂀𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐

I took an extra few communion shots yesterday, those little pre-packaged ones. Saved one for this morning. I know exactly what’s coming, and Heaven’s Problem Child doesn’t face it on an empty tank. Ride the waves with me bro! 🧙‍♂️♞𓂀𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐

@TheDreamProfit @oliverburdick 😇👹

@oliverburdick Don't be so sure about that and you might want to reevaluate everything because Christ couldn't turn his back on you on the judgment and say he never knew you and then you are really fucked sure you're on the right side of things... Stop grand standing and start doing what I said

In the end, we win!

@oliverburdick 😇👹f***ing right.

@Mathonymics 😇👹Now is the time.

“Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.” ― Marie Curie

@HolyBiblePosts 😇👹You can find it yourself bro.

@churchtalkative 😇👹

Shut off the porn. Put down the weed. Pick up your cross. Follow Jesus.

I have a message directly from God. He says; Payback is a b*tch. Mainstream science, you've been served. -God’s Lawyer / The Dark Wave Surfer 🧙‍♂️♞𓂀𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐

Rage/Wrath mode activated.👹 Before any tenured PhD gatekeeper, grant-chasing “expert,” or university cartel even tries to flash their worthless credibility currency and hide behind their peer-reviewed echo chamber, let me torch their entire house of cards right now. Walter Russell already handed ALL of us the factual blueprint: one undivided intelligent Light thinking perfect rhythmic waves of balanced interchange. Isaac Newton’s 1st Law confirms every single reaction. Ephesians 2 proves that same Wave raised you from spiritual death and seated you in heavenly places right now. Every single one of these f***ing fields of science would instantly collapse and disappear forever if people actually understood what I'm telling you. You're being lied to and I'm going to expose it. -the entire Big Bang cosmology -Darwinian evolution by random chance -quantum mechanics with its uncertainty and randomness -Einstein’s theory of relativity -the modern periodic table of elements is completely wrong, elements are just pressure conditions of the same Light -black holes -dark matter and dark energy -expanding universe nonsense -heat death of the universe via entropy -particle-based atomic theory -multiverse bullshit -string theory fairy tales and bullshit -and the whole lie that nuclear fission/fusion is the ultimate energy source instead of balanced wave compression. ARE YOU FUCKING UNDERSTADING ME? They are all fake. All wrong. All designed to create profit. To steal your money for PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All of it, every textbook, every grant, every university department, ALLLLL of them would be exposed as the intellectual frauds they are. Their sacred “black holes”, the ones they’ve been plundering billions in grants to protect? Is the perfect example of the fraud. They claim nothing even light escapes ultimate death and collapse when Ephesians 2 proves the Wave raises you from death and seats you in heavenly places beyond any trap. Where does it go? I'll wait.... I'll give you the answer and dare anyone to challenge to me and God. Creation is merely a swing of the cosmic pendulum from inertia, through energy, and back again to inertia, forever and forever. It is but a series of opposing pulsations of action and reaction, integration and disintegration, gravitation and radiation, appearance and disappearance..... If you're going to come at me and God. Argue the facts. You can't. I will destory ALLLLLL your arguments and prove God's existence with science. You will try to stop me from talking or use the fact that I'm just a HS Science teacher bro. You will not engage the science. Because we know I'm right. The whole gatekeeping system collapses the second people understand what I'm saying. My job is to deliver God's Wrath and I've been authorized to use 12.5% of it. 😇👹 So how pathetically foolish and intellectually castrated does someone have to be to keep bowing to these credentialed morons while pretending their paper degrees know better than the proven intelligent Wave that raised you from death and seated you in heaven? Only spineless cowards and useful idiots still defend that gatekeeping fraud after the evidence has smacked them in the face with a baseball bat. The Divine Logos Council just smiled at me and tipped their hat. I say to them: See you soon. Anyone who denies what I'm saying is denying science. Is your argument really that these PhD gatekeepers with their worthless credibility currency understand your new position better than the balanced Wave that already raised you and seated you above it all? Chapter 2 f***ing complete. The Wave just raised you and me from death and seated us where we belong. I also have a message directly from God. He says; Payback is a b*tch. Mainstream science, you've been served. -God’s Lawyer / The Dark Wave Surfer 🧙‍♂️♞𓂀𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐

Ephesians 2:19-20 “Consequently, you are no longer foreigners and strangers, but fellow citizens with God’s people and also members of his household, built on the foundation of the apostles and prophets, with Christ Jesus himself as the chief cornerstone.” That's alot. What does it mean? You are no longer outsiders, you are full citizens and family, built on Christ the cornerstone. I’m telling you straight truth, the Wave made you insider family. Russell’s cosmology + Newton’s 1st Law locks you into the structure and anyone who denies this is denying science. Is your argument really that you still don’t belong when the proven Wave already built you into the temple? 🧙‍♂️♞𓂀𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐