Alph

I wanna be reborn as a Luma and sleep between her thighs

I’m cooked because I just don’t like people going through my shit no matter who it is or what they’re looking at

so i found out i was pregnant and i got an abortion. the father is my boyfriend and he's also on stan twitter, this is my way of telling him i aborted it bc idk how else to tell him. i'm so sorry Max when u see this

I feel like this is a really bad idea there are gonna be so many clips of people just shitting on the devs

I need a friend to share cat pictures with

I forget people can see my tweets and I’m not writing in a personal diary

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

I wanna have a child just so I can be a deadbeat

Pussy corrupted me

I fucking hate Kanto FRLG is so hard to complete because of how much I hate this region

Charlie Kirk might rival Low taper fade

The masculine urge to rewatch one piece

Jews

I wanna get a cat with an obscene name so I can yell during work zoom meetings

I wanna get herpes and start spitting when I talk and act like drone strike

Can we make Donald Trump Yaoi cannon

Don’t play apex don’t do it

- do bad with someone - avoid them - get steam rolled by them next match ????

People need to realize that switch 1 compatibility fucked over literally every pokemon game before winds and waves because they had to dumb it down to what was effectively a PS3 level console

at this point my switch 2 is just a £400 pokemon machine