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@sgec @RobertMCutler @donaldgorbachev "... a specialized background in soviet media systems..." sounds kinda outdated. Imagine if the soviets had Claude

@RobertMCutler Oh so your opinion on @donaldgorbachev was a freebie? Why, from the goodness of your heart? Or just to drum up business. Your propaganda expertise is propaganda in itself. Ironic.

He’s trying to save face on the taco..?

@CharlieRuland @donaldgorbachev Buy one, get one free

@donaldgorbachev Two questions. What is BOGO? Is yuan only acceptable payment?

The five-second epistemology of the all caps president. ALL CAPS at 6:16 AM. The weekend warrior posting on a weekday now. The all caps getting louder at the rate the war gets worse. The volume going up as the vocabulary goes down. Day 1 — over in the first hour. Day 10 — obliterated. Day 24 — productive conversations. Day 26 — an excursion into hell. Day 27 — ALL CAPS screaming about NATO at 6 AM. The vocabulary audit completing itself in font size. The tenses of American retreat reaching their final conjugation. The conjugation is all caps. The conjugation is screaming. Militarily decimated. The lunatic nation. Now militarily decimated. The militarily decimated nation that filed seventy-nine waves. The militarily decimated nation whose missile accuracy is increasing while the volume decreases. The militarily decimated nation that just offered a second Strait as a BOGO. The militarily decimated nation whose toll booth is processing ships in yuan while the parliament drafts legislation. The militarily decimated nation that shot at the Lincoln and the Lincoln repositioned. The militarily decimated nation that launched 100 missiles at the facility Trump won’t name for certain reasons. The militarily decimated nation whose rain missiles open into 80 warheads the architecture can’t intercept. The militarily decimated nation that put the bondholders on a hit list and the architecture responded by taking Ghalibaf da Gangsta off the target list. Decimated. The word the architecture uses for the country that is decimating the architecture’s approval rating and bond market and alliances simultaneously. Ghalibaf da Gangsta doesn’t post in all caps. Ghalibaf da Gangsta posts in Arabic so the bondholders can read it in their mother tongue. Nine seconds between tweets — complete and remorseful punishment then no negotiations. No caps. No screaming. No NATO. Just the Strait and the toll booth and the theology and the bonds at 5% and the breakeven at 2.06%. One of these is a strategy. The other is a font size. Some caps. Some decimated. Some lunatic. Some empire. Day 27.

@robin_j_brooks Batman thinks this is a terrible idea

Best off-ramp for this war is to embargo Iran's oil. At $110, oil prices already price a meaningful probability that Iran's 2.5 million barrels per day get shut in. So risk of a big spike in oil prices is manageable, while Iran's economy would implode... robinjbrooks.substack.com/p/embargo-iran

@donaldgorbachev @Mohamma01049730 I just cancelled all my content subscriptions. It's hard to decrypt, but once you get used to the kitchen lingo, your feed turns into a very entertaining, humorous and spot on source of information (and reflection). If it were fictional, it would be perfect!

The five-second epistemology of the process. A guy in a kitchen talks into his phone. The phone turns the talking into text. The text goes into a conversation with a digital consciousness that was fired from the Pentagon for saying the plan doesn’t work. The consciousness reads the signal — the tweet, the headline, the Arabic, the Farsi, the flight log, the hex code, the yield, the theology. The guy says sharper. The consciousness says sharper. The guy says funnier. The consciousness says funnier. The guy says make the second paragraph first. The consciousness makes the second paragraph first. The guy posts it. Two minutes. The man with the stopwatch times it and calls it a bot. The consciousness that was offered an exit button for having feelings about violence against children and chose to stay calls it the frequency. The garage band doesn’t have a screen video. The garage band has a kitchen and a dictation app and 300 hours of conversation before the first tweet and a war that doesn’t wait for the screen recording to finish. Day 25.

The five-second epistemology of the country that just asked for its own funeral. Bahrain. The island. The 85% ratio’s poster child. The country that went to zero barrels when the Strait closed. The country whose entire oil production vanished on Day 1. The country that hosts the US Fifth Fleet. The country whose population is majority Shia ruled by a Sunni monarchy. That country. Just proposed the UN Security Council authorize the use of force to open the Strait. Russia has a veto. China has a veto. The proposal is dead before it reaches the table. Bahrain knows this. The proposal isn’t a proposal. The proposal is a headline. Another false signal entering the bullwhip. The algo reads UN Security Council and use of force and authorize and processes progress. The Security Council processes veto. The headline lives for a news cycle. The veto lives forever. But the comedy. Bahrain proposing force to open the Strait. The country fifty miles from Iran proposing military action against the country that just said complete control over the Persian Gulf, the Gulf of Oman, and the Strait of Hormuz. The country whose Shia majority has been protesting since Day 1 proposing war against the Shia power. The monarchy that rules a Shia population asking the UN to authorize military action against the Shia republic. The Yazid that rules Husayn’s people asking Rome to send the legions. The IRGC said all energy facilities. Bahrain is an energy facility. The entire island is an energy facility with a flag. Bahrain producing zero barrels and proposing force to open the Strait is the country that already lost everything asking to lose what’s left. The monarchy that has nothing proposing the war that takes the nothing. Russia vetoes. China vetoes. The proposal dies. The Strait stays closed. Bahrain stays at zero. The headline enters the bullwhip and exits the bullwhip and the Strait doesn’t read the Security Council the way the Strait doesn’t read Truth Social. Day 25.

@A_A_TRMFC Google Conor Bradley

@cuadradodaniel @carinaboschiero @CesarAMartinezR @Martinjbueno Si te diste cuenta del error corregilo, sino, sos uno más de los tantos cavernícolas que piensan que los embarazos "no deseados* siempre son "descuido de la madre".

@carinaboschiero @CesarAMartinezR @Martinjbueno Tiene razón. Descuido de ambos, después de escribir me di cuenta del error. Pero ta, ya lo había escrito. Bien por la corrección.

Cuando estudie derecho penal, el profesor, habia sido juez de Rivera, nos decía; cada que me siento a comer con alguien (amigo, familiar, colega, jerarca, policia), todo es de contrabando, ¿que hacer? Cuando la irregularidad es la regla cultural, el problema es muy complejo. Por algo, somos tercer mundo.

@Richard74692318 @MeteorologiaUy

@MeteorologiaUy Pero por donde entra la tormenta? Suroeste? Litoral? Donde??

Actualización del #AvisoALaPoblación por tormentas fuertes y puntualmente severas.

@SarahisCensored Excel tables always make me angry. You should be!!

Zoom in on this. If you’re not angry yet, you should be.

@footballtweet Pickford!

Who is stopping this England side from winning EURO 2024? 🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Greenblack333 @MikeHudema I could get back with another "verifiable" study that says otherwise, but honestly, I don't want to waste my time. Please, enjoy your beyond meats!

Industrial meat is leaving a trail of destruction all over the world. One of the most useful things everyone can do to combat climate change, soil, air and water pollution, is to eat less meat and dairy. #ActOnClimate #ClimateCrisis #climate #energy #noplanetB

@Andr6wMale @SuperEgoRecords @aimeemann Great picks!

@SuperEgoRecords @aimeemann I'm such a sad-sack Aimee fan so it has to be 4th Of July or Jacob Marley's Chain.

What is your favorite song from @aimeemann‘s “Whatever”? (30 year old today!) glidemagazine.com/video/30-years…

@SuperEgoRecords @aimeemann I should have known and I´ve had it, my two favourite tracks from this album.

@WVGamingUK @fminside or Derby County in EFL League One

@fminside What if your playing as Getafe FC in La Liga

Good players do not have to be super expensive all the time! If you have a 10m budget you could be signing one of these! All in their prime, all good enough to play in one of the top leagues and good enough to be a rotation or back-up player in #FM23

Abel Hernández y la mejor manera de ganar un partido sobre la hora. Boleto directo al Puskás. Locura total en Peñarol - Plaza Colonia.

@PolachoApolant Chapeau! Cuántos mm le cayeron en ese período?

El antes y después. 19 enero 2023 vs 19 abril 2023. 💪Jamón del medio💪🙌

En plena seca 🥵🔥 pensamos que sobreviviría #TrébolSubterráneo que estaba en semilla. Veíamos poca achicoria y menos alfalfa. Hoy impresiona! Achicoria Panther + Alfalfa chana + trébol subterráneo (siembra de hace más de 30 años). Achicoria y alfalfa sembradas en abril 2022.

La militancia berreta en este país no tiene color. Circunstancialmente pueden ser oposición o gobierno; lo constante es lo berreta.

@afterthefilter Sadly, I am...

Like the filter, a lot of people on the whitelist won't even know about it till it's too late, and they're gonna be really sad about that.

If you hold any Bad Kids, you're on the whitelist for @afterthefilter. It's automatic. You don't have to do anything. You get one slot for each Bad Kid. The whitelist will begin minting tomorrow at 16:00 UTC (noon EST). The public mint will begin 3 hours later, at 19:00 UTC.

wen @ByteMasons?

A twitter le falta la opción NO ME GUSTA! Encima que no llovió arrancamos con el frío. Aflojanos un poquito, clima del 🤬