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@osazenoo You upeople

Only he has shown the will to tackle problems that lingered for decades and the results are beginning to speak. Fuel queues — gone. ASUU strikes — gone. State bankruptcies — easing. Subsidy wastage — eliminated. Electricity — being decentralized. Insecurity — state policing in motion. Private sector exits — reversing. NGX decline — stabilizing. Crude oil output — improving. Food inflation — trending downward. It’s not just promises anymore; it’s visible shifts across critical sectors.

@observingweb3 I cant even get the verification code being sent to the mobile number,do I use a VPN or what?

@9pathsofpain Uhm all you need is a valid identification card Say drivers license or passport

Funny thing about Fiverr was , I discovered there are lazy people all over the internet. People would pay you to rewrite their cv and letterhead. When there was literally templates they could use on Google. All I did was swap out their professions on the template. Proof read and submit

@neo_officialll How much for s24 ultra 256gb?

We called mama, she started laying curses on us and said that we are kidnappers.😭 We called her back and told her it was a surprise from her son Chinedu in the UK, then she screamed and gave us the green light to deliver. We delivered 30 minutes ago but she is still dancing.😂

@thelola_01 You're an awful person.

I'm so ashamed of myself ngl😭 I didn't reply him since morning

@JollyAkeju01 @TechyJaunt If it is Sujimoto kindly decline,he owes salaries and he's in a lot of debt,my mum worked there for months and no pay

Its my turn!!! Congratulations to me😭😭😭 I got a full time role!!!!

@MasterBolaji God will take you and if he forgets the devil won't forget.

Nigeria has had 15 presidents before Tinubu came on board. None donated even one month’s salary, let alone all of it. Tinubu, the 16th president, has done so, yet some still find fault. Even Peter Obi, your "saint" didn’t donate a month’s salary as governor. BAT is him!

@officialABAT @SenRemiTinubu @KashimSM @officialSKSM @asovilladigital Do and leave abeg

Today, as I clock another year on the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration…

@Beewhyade @Pamilerin Indeed.

@9pathsofpain @Pamilerin Asiwaju till 2031

@tessysmitha God will take you and the needs.

Once you’ve made your intentions known to a lady and she accepts, it becomes your responsibility to take care of her needs and well-being. At that point, she’s fully your responsibility.

@_raesparkles Women

In my opinion, if you meet her in a mall while shopping and you want her number or attention, courtesy demands you pay her bills

@DrTunjiAlausa @NigEducation @asovilladigital @DOlusegun @SundayDareSD Everybody for that government de craze

I’m in London with President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, and we are already making real progress — advancing a major partnership with Coventry University to bring UK degrees to Nigeria. This is personal. For too long, families have had to send their children thousands of miles away in search of quality education. We are changing that. With Coventry University Nigeria, our students will be able to earn fully accredited UK degrees — at significantly lower cost — without leaving the country. As I’ve said, we want Nigerian parents to enjoy having their children at home, while still receiving a world-class UK education. The proposed campus in Alaro City, Lagos will offer Bachelor’s and Master’s programmes across STEMM, Business, and TVET, with admissions expected between Q3 and Q4 of 2026 (subject to approvals). Beyond access, this is about building Nigeria’s human capital — developing the skills, talent, and workforce needed to drive innovation, productivity, and long-term national growth. We are bringing global opportunity home — where it belongs. #alausaedureform #NoDaysOff

@delzcomics Nobody would have forgiven you if you were guilty.

Over the past few days, I faced one of the most difficult moments of my life following a false accusation of rape that quickly gained public attention. I remained steadfast in my innocence, determined that the truth would prevail. Adeife has now issued a written apology as I demanded through my lawyers in addition to the apology videos she has made, alongside another individual who acted on the false information. These are attached for transparency and closure. After appeals from respected individuals, and my beloved parents, I have chosen to forgive, especially in this season of Lent and Ramadan, which calls for reflection and mercy. My sincere thanks to my friends, lawyer, and everyone who stood by me. Your support meant everything.

@BillionaireAmb2 @dazzybtv Bumble

@dazzybtv Na Tinder app be this now

Na girls una dey date or wish to date na dem we dey carry as Olosho! If this girl na your spec, you no go wish she’s your girlfriend? You go start pumping money to impress Olosho 😂 Una go get sense by f!re by force

@EmekaOghali How to check data balance

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@osonethel @MhieNelly Then go get the HIV and live with it lol

Firstly, HIV is not a consequence it’s a medical condition. In this day and age , with proper treatment, people living with HIV can live long. So the “who will marry her?” line says more about stigma than reality. Secondly, reducing a woman’s entire future to marriage is absurd. Her surviving, getting treatment early, and living to tell her story is strength not shame.

My sec school friend who thought she could fuc her way through her degrees in university, she ended up getting HIV from her lecturer, lucky for her she found out way too early and started treatment, with time she got better before it could turn to AIDS. Weird thing is, she still didn't finish school coz she dropped out in other to get proper treatment, she lives today to tell the story, but I pity who's gonna marry her.

@AirtelNigeria @Halifaxme Hello airtel my router network has been awful for 2weeks @AirtelNigeria

@Halifaxme Hello @Halifaxme, we apologize for any dissatisfaction you may have experienced with our network. Kindly elaborate on the issue being experienced for prompt assistance. Apologies for the delayed response. Thank you. ^Lola twitter.com/messages/compo…

Dear @AirtelNigeria, I’ve been without internet for 3 DAYS. Your agent says they “don’t know when it will be fixed.” You replied me on X, asked me to DM, I did and now total silence. Meanwhile, my router subscription is counting down with ZERO service and no refund in sight. Is this how customer care is supposed to work? 🤔 No service. No timeline. No update. No accountability. Who else is experiencing this with Airtel? #AirtelNigeria #PoorService

@AirtelNigeria @Kareem_isbetter Hello airtel my router network has been awful for 2weeks @AirtelNigeria

@Kareem_isbetter Hello @Kareem_isbetter, please provide the requested details shared in your DM for prompt assistance. Thank you. ^Michael.

@AirtelNigeria reply to my DMs

@4pf_forever She don cheat wetin no good

Real niggas know what’s up when they start texting like this😂😂😂