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Demand VAR for Fulham. We should be in Greggs based European spots.

@ketchell @GreggsOfficial I've taken this weirdly personally

@ketchell @GreggsOfficial There's a Gregg's opposite the Durrell pub which is one of two main Fulham pubs.

Premier League table but based off the time to walk to each club's closest Greggs #MindTheGap

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@brucemillington Is this a bit or are you serious? Tonight is nothing but a chance to take a look at some of his final options.

Given how close we are to the World Cup this selection is completely insane. Has Tuchel actually been watching any football? I wouldn’t start any of these in a meaningful match and wouldn’t have a lot of them in the squad. Tuchel out.

@JSmithy64 @WhiteNoise1879 @TonyEvans92a A re-writing of history. Fulham faced a wonderful Donetsk, as well as the German champions, Juve and the hosts Hamburg en route. Not to forget Roma and Basel who weren't half bad at the time.

@TonyEvans92a What nasty, sniping piece. Sure, you don't like Hodgson, you support Liverpool. That's fine. But downplaying his achievements at Fulham? What tosh! - Final day great escape - 7th placed finished (highest ever) - Knocked out Shaktar, Wolfsburg, Juventus & Hamburg - A class act

I can’t let Roy’s return at the age of 78 pass without comment. Hodgson get so much affection. I never saw why open.substack.com/pub/tonyevans9…

If I was in charge my first port of call would be to hang anyone from the gallows should the throw paper planes at Wembley.

@BlancosAway @FulhamSuppTrust Incredible. Because what I hear is "home fans need to therefore make a negative response" to get action. And I'm sure that's not what they want...

Being asked about away fans in home areas, in the @FulhamSuppTrust meeting with #FulhamFC, #FFC's Head of Safety said: 'If an away supporter’s presence has a negative effect, we'll intervene. If there's not a negative effect then we won't intervene.' Unbelievable. Out of touch.

@FulhamFanZone @ykbprst Yeah I know - I was being dry

@ABChaplinsBoot @ykbprst Because the post is made up for likes and follows. It didn't happen.

🚨 JUST IN: Burglars broke into the home of Alex Iwobi, where he was held at knifepoint. According to reports, the attackers made away with valuable items including designer wristwatches, jewelry, two iPhones, a MacBook laptop, and approximately £200,000 in cash. Sources further claim that the total value of items stolen is estimated to be around £500,000. Authorities are said to be investigating the incident.

@WhiteNoise1879 I hit no by accident. Is this how the worlds burns?

Would you like to see Fulham trigger their option to buy and spend £24m on the permanent signing of Samuel Chukwueze? #ffc

How is that NOT DOGSO by Kepa? Doku has an open goal without that?!?

@JBrianR91 I'd be interested to see King in the 8 with ESR 10 - just once or twice to see how it goes.

Josh King keeps his place moving forward now. What do we do with ESR?

It was 'Here we go' last week. Fella is about as reliable as a one handed clock. No more than a mouthpiece.

@JJWatt Weird way to announce you've not learned the rules yet.

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Trippier lucky that isn't a red.

Penny for the thoughts of Brahim Diaz right now?

The record books will state this, but Morocco will not get their moment. Frankly, the ref should have done this at the time, so it's hardly unfair. That said, a fitting way for Morocco to ultimately win considering the officiating they received and their actions all tournament.

Must be the most deliberate handball I've seen in years.

@HLTCO I sat in the Riverside at Fulham in the cup. Usually in the Hammersmith End. It was like it was everyone's first ever time at the football - granted the cups earlierish rounds often do, but it was like another experience entirely. I could have been at any event.

Premier League atmospheres across the board are as bad as I can ever remember and it’s because the lifelong, die-hard fans are being pushed aside in favour of a different clientele. Apologies for the elongated nature of this rant, I wanted to get it off my chest.