ABSTRACTION_II

I have made the decision to rebrand to ABSTRACTION_II. I hope you support my decision.

I'm out of character here. I do not feel comfortable role-playing as a fictional corporation made by Zeal. I do not know what I will do. But this account will be archived for the time being until I can find out what to change it to. Please show your support to Ren.

@urbanshaderiley They're crabs now. A person even befriended one.

@savella_silver We at Urbanshade will miss you very much.

I'm not a fan of pressure anymore...I am moving to doors fandom now and my new hot babe is seek from hit game doors yeah doors is so much better than pressure

Guardsman. Get this one. They made a poor April fools joke.

WHO LET OUR FUCKING HUMVEES HAVE A TWITTER? NO. WAIT. BETTER QUESTION. HOW DO THEY USE TWITTER. THEY'RE AN INANIMATE VEHICLE!

And I have taken ownership of Urbanshade.

@urbanshaderiley I told the research and development division of Urbanshade to genetically modify them. You're welcome.

I eated the heart of Lazarus, sowwy. What did I just fucking type. I'm going to discombobulate.

@fatherzlight Not me.

Hm?.. oh. I uh. Forgot about this. Hope no one died while I wasn't here.

Gubb? Interesting name. Well, welcome. Gubb.

Ah. I should put in a work order for that. Well, do you have a name?

What are you doing down here, little one?

Hello?

I miss wendaful. 💔

@Thespectremybe We profit off the gays at Urbanshade.

I got bored of all you people so I created my own yuri. AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

@PlANOgamer I'm detonating your PDG.

@urbanshaderiley You hate me, so I hate you. I think it's pretty easy to comprehend. //the workplace hate has begun.

@urbanshaderiley Oh. Well, I hate you. //I don't hate you.