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“I like knock knock jokes. You ever hear a knock knock joke Conan?”
*pause* Conan stares holding back a laugh
“Once or twice”
“Knock knock”
“*laughs* Whose there?”
“It's the police ma'am. Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead."


jezebel⚢@MaryJaneWAPson
The part in joker where he tells a knock knock joke on live tv where the punchline is "it's the police ma'am, your son is dead" feels exactly like something Norm would do to Conan
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Gay person: I am gay
Trans person: I am trans
Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc
Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”
ariel@donotdelay
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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This cover is fucking hilarious
Bro met her like twice
👻@TensaiLuckii
this comic is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me
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we gotta watch Bruce Wayne train with the IDF instead of Tibetan monks
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The Justice Department has approved the merger of Warner Bros and Paramount.
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This is like predicting that water will start to freeze at 0 degrees Celsius
🩷💜💙Cinnamon Queen🩷💜💙 | TADC EPISODE 9 ERA@CinnamonFizz
WHAT DID HE SEE #tadc
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