dylan
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I can't stop watching this, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen, but it's unfortunately what every single one of my British coworkers believes is happening "back home", not realising that they are the immigrants being a burden on the taxpayer here
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧@TRobinsonNewEra
A visual representation of "Modern Britain".
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@inmybagagain @stupidtranquil So why were you explaining the joke to me? I don't really know what your reason was for replying in the first place
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Andro may be a bald who gets mogged daily, but he did the right thing here by offering Clav an addy. Everyone knows Adderall has magic powers which can reverse opiate overdoses
KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ
Clavicular’s team PANICKED and turned the camera away after realizing Clavicular was UNRESPONSIVE from taking a large amount of substances 🫢
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@ADHDisfake @stupidtranquil Nah I’m just saying the reply literally just reiterates the joke. The joke being that giving an adderall to someone ODing is something a stupid person thinks makes sense.
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@inmybagagain @stupidtranquil Yes you did, otherwise your comment was unnecessary
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@inmybagagain @stupidtranquil She's well aware of what the joke is dumbass
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@RyanMcKinnell You see, this is clearly written by a person. A person with poor emotional regulation, but a person nevertheless. Keep doing those drugs brother, we're all so impressed
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@ADHDisfake Why?! BECAUSE I HAVE PROPER GRAMMAR AND USE COLONS HERE AND THERE?!
Jesus fucking Christ you're stupid. OK. I wont use any punctuation or proper grammar and I won't hyphenate run on when im talking ill just keep typing bc having bad grammar is cool you fucking idiot. Fuck.
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@RyanMcKinnell @jimbosthirdeye You're like 50 and twitter is your whole life.
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@jimbosthirdeye @ADHDisfake This is probably the first time he's went viral judging by his follower count & he cant comprehend the amount of replies
Maybe he's trying to be funny. Idk. But he's dead fucking wrong about me using AI. It would literally never happen.
I had my nephew touch up a photo once.
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@RyanMcKinnell Yes
You
Are. And most people can type complete sentences without it coming across as artificial and robotic.
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Look at this dumb mother fucker right here.
I guess since I can reply in full, clear sentences, it seems that I must use AI?
Im not doing the old-man-yells-at-a-cloud thing, but this next generation is sincerely, completely fucking cooked. Im not even upset. It's just sad.
dylan@ADHDisfake
@RyanMcKinnell Bro asked chatgpt
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@RyanMcKinnell You do not
Type
Like a real person. And bro, we're all so impressed at the amount of drugs you've consumed. Fucking loser lmao
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@ADHDisfake Jesus christ youre all in trouble.
Genuinely, what would ever give you that idea? Do I seem like a liar?
I have my name & face here admitting to drug use. The WHOLE world can see. Im not proud of that.
What in that little shrimp-brain cant discern what is real & what isnt?
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@ADHDisfake Dont do one and the other. Dont yo yo your heart. ChatGPT dont got shit on me.
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@ADHDisfake Adderall is meth, it's an upper. Same ingredients. It's a stimulant. Also, see: cocaine.
Conversely, opioids are downers. If youre using one to counteract the other, you can die. Quickly.
Welcome to Speedballing. Dont yoyo your heart.
Nothing magical about it. Dont die, kids.
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@booyuwhoree13 @stupidtranquil Don't call her that. And we ARE in euphoria, it's not dangerous
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@stupidtranquil @ADHDisfake NO IT DOESNT YOU RETARD WE ARE NOT IN EUPHORIA THAT SHIT IS ACTUALLY DANGEROUS
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No, Adderall cannot reverse an overdose. In fact, taking more Adderall during an overdose is extremely dangerous and can be fatal. Adderall is a stimulant, and an overdose causes excessive stimulation of the central nervous system, requiring immediate emergency medical care (911)
dylan@ADHDisfake
Andro may be a bald who gets mogged daily, but he did the right thing here by offering Clav an addy. Everyone knows Adderall has magic powers which can reverse opiate overdoses
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@ADHDisfake He drugged him and he’s trying to seal the deal by offering him an addy (his address). You can see the light fade from his eyes as Andro realizes he wasn’t able to get Clavicular home in time to act on his fantasies
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Anything but play good music huh
John Davidson@johnnyddavidson
The Chats showing Origin highlights on stage as part of their performance at Coachella. That’s bloody hilarious
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@ADHDisfake as far as what im sure is within his reasoning ability i think this actually counts as a good idea lol
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If Hitler DID in fact have access to a time machine, as reports suggest, then you have to go, you know what, fair play mate
Sarah Wilkinson@swilkinsonbc
Disturbing israeli footage of 60 Palestinians being inhumanly crammed & transported into israeli custody using a waste-disposal rubbish truck
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