Adam Keyse

@natolisnuggets You mean it’s not good for me to pay off my chipotle burrito over the next three years with affirm? 😂😂

How do you open up a short position against the people living well above their means, paycheck to paycheck as a result, and paying the minimum on their CC every month? I feel like bad things are gonna happen soon..

@TheHoopHerald 08 summer Olympics is goated

LeBron has played for so long that you almost forget the ridiculous prime

@vincewolfram15 Need more coaches like this. This era of everyone gets a trophy and life should just be a free handout is a joke.

“It’s ridiculous. Everybody needs to get a life, bro. Get a life, man. C’mon, man. Get a life, bro… we’re not coaching Little League, buddy. Everybody doesn’t get an at-bat.” Mick Cronin on the narrative around his and Dan Hurley’s sideline demeanor. 👀😳

@FOXSports @TomBrady @MikeLucasTV shedeur or 50 year old Brady, might as well debate this week while there’s 5.5 months to kill.

🐐 @TomBrady to Diggs! 🔥

@nypost Imagine the duo this guy and Brandon Johnson would be, could probably take down the country in a few weeks.

Soros-backed Austin DA faces resignation calls over alleged 'secret meetings' in case against cop trib.al/sz9Yqo5

SANTA CLARA. KENTUCKY. THIS IS THE MADNESS!!!!

@unusual_whales When ceos and people in the industry have to beg and fight to tell you how innovative they are and how much they’re gonna change the world because they all have a multi billion dollar bet on the line don’t take the bait.

"Massive investment in AI contributed basically zero to US economic growth last year," per Goldman Sachs

Lebron was really just a kid terrorizing the NBA

@CWHamersley Not a sports guy

Big Miami oh guy, I mean if that pump fake 2 a few minutes ago didn’t fire you up something is wrong with you

Zydrunas Ilgauskas That guy rocked.

AI bots are so brutal to talk to, idk how people actually think this is gonna replace people. Short everything!!

@naval Nah fam fake news don’t get caught up in headlines

Software was eaten by AI.

My body needs a good workout rn but the mind is telling me a margarita on a patio might be better

@MaryKayCabot Just say the $$

#Browns new guard Zion Johnson said the draw to sign here was the fact “it’s a team on the rise.”

Jim Cramer has said this is not like 2007.

@AustinJustice Unfortunately we live in a society where 50% of the people think as long as you agree with their ideas there should be no consequences for anything. No consequences = no discipline or respect. ATX could be safe they choose not to

AUSTIN MAN walks up to a stranger using a computer on the fourth floor of the Central Library, punches him in the head so hard he's knocked out of his chair, stomps on his head multiple times while he lies unconscious on the floor -- then calmly walks back to his own computer and sits down. The victim is in critical condition with life-threatening injuries. Police Chief Lisa Davis (@APDChiefDavis) happened to be in the building and made the arrest herself. On a city bus in 2024, Vasquez threatened an 11-year-old boy, cocked his leg back to kick him full-force, then stood up and punched the kid's mother in the face. She's a Spanish speaker and couldn't even understand the threats. A female bystander tackled Vasquez to protect them. He punched her in the head repeatedly. All was on video. Child endangerment charge and two assaults charges. Dismissed. Six months before that, he punched a CapMetro bus driver in the mouth hard enough to cause a bloody laceration. During the arrest, he called an officer a racial slur and spit directly in his face. Felony harassment of a public servant. Dismissed to "pre-trial diversion." He also had a felony terroristic threat against a public servant. Also dismissed. His Travis County record: • 10 cases • 3 felonies -- all dismissed • 4 assaults -- all dismissed • 0 jury trials Now someone is fighting for their life in a hospital because a man with a documented pattern of unprovoked violence kept walking out of the courthouse.

@ForePlayPod I was expecting a pop up but I guess it’s Rory and not me

187 right down the middle. Rory is BACK.

@TheChiefNerd All time punchable face

🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”