ALH

@osodv8 @CarltonDraught I really don’t care 🤔

@CarltonDraught @ALH I don't know what is up but 3 weeks in a row this is the quality of the beer being served at the ramsgate hotel...nothing brewery fresh about this..no bubbles...no taste...#badbeer

@30SECONDSTOMARS Thankyou so much, you made my sons night picking him to come on stage, even if he was too scared to actually do it! He's gutted now :( Amazing show in Manchester tonight, see you next time!

Hey @theresa_may please call an election or resign (FUCK YOU), love Manchester

@JaredLeto Thankyou so much, you made my sons night picking him to come on stage, even if he was too scared to actually do it! He's gutted now :( Amazing show in Manchester tonight, see you next time!

I seem to have rediscovered this tweety thing #noobmk2

@MontagueStreet hope things go well mate

Check out my latest obsession, Mini Golf MatchUp! Way. Too. Fun. #Addicted #MiniGolfMatchUp bit.ly/13wOqx5

@MontagueStreet sorry for the delay old boy, sounds like it needs a new barrel, possibly even a steering column unfortunately

@TexyAzure oh really?!

@TexyAzure whatve you done to her?

@MontagueStreet what sort of advice do you require good sir?

@ffnnas thanks!! #dontgetcalledgodeveryday

@MeagannnKennedy @harry_styles i dont want Harry Styles to follow me ??

How about whoever wants this account stops trying to reset my password #bellends

@davidvitty try being an RAC Patrol on there on a Friday night!! I do J14 to J20 #coldwindyslowroad

Medical news. At one point, the doctor put his whole head up my bottom. I might not be doing much sitting down at Stamford Bridge tonight.

@UberFacts @lilyrosecooper bloody big berries! #bigberries

@MontagueStreet fat bastard! Can you bring me one?

@TheLiamCronin this sort of tweet makes me want Twitter to have a 'like' button #notfacebook

@sareexbearr no :)