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Roasts in 2026: You're so short, you'd fit in a kids jersey!
Anthony Jeselnik to Trump in 2011:
Netflix Sports@netflixsports
Tom Brady brought out a special Knicks jersey for Kevin Hart at the roast 😂 #KevinHartRoast
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Chelsea Handler roasts Tony Hinchcliffe at the #KevinHartRoast: “If you’re here tonight, who’s keeping Joe Rogan’s balls warm in their mouth?”
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Chelsea Handler: “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough alpha males only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”
Brutal.
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Pete Davidson made a Charlie Kirk joke toward Tony Hinchcliffe and calls Ye a ‘gay Nazi’ during Kevin Hart’s roast.
“Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk, and that’s he’s definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat. Oh you don’t know me? yeah ‘Kill Tony.’ Please someone fucking ‘Kill Tony.’ Tony nothing you say tonight will hurt my feelings. I was in a beef with Kanye so I’ve taken shots from better gay Nazis”
(via: @Netflix)
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It’s so infuriating how every game the Mariners stack the lefties, and every game the opposing manager puts a lefty in the 6th inning to empty the Mariners’ bench. Which effectively gives away all of the 8th-9th inning ABs because we have Connor Joe and Rob Refsnyder against righties.
Get a clue, man
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💐 REPOST TO WIN 💐
We’re giving away a Mother’s Day Prize Pack, thanks to the @MarinersStore! All you have to do is hit that repost button for a chance to win.
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Angie Mentink is the Momma Bear of T-Mobile Park.
And this Mother's Day carries so much more significance after she overcame a stroke earlier this year.
"She's just taught us to be fearless in life."
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first he came for the diet coke and i spoke up
then he came for my SSRI and i killed myself
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 RFK Jr. introduces plan to help Americans get off Antidepressant medications.
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This glow-in-the-dark lightsaber bat is insane 🤯
If you want the chance to win this green lightsaber bat repost and reply and you may be chosen. Do or do not. There is no try 🌟
MLB@MLB
Well hello there. Happy Star Wars Day to our fans across the galaxy.
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This has not aged well for the Seattle Mariners on this day
Vinnie Pasquantino@VPasquantino
Oh Im Cal Raleigh. I hit a lot of home runs. I hit from both sides of the plate. I play the most valuable position. I have one of the coolest nicknames in sports. Screw you man
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Oh, that one game when Mariners pitcher James Paxton threw a no-hitter in his home-country.
He become the first Canadian-born player to throw a no-no in his home country and the second Canadian ever to throw a no-hitter in MLB.
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This is a random deep cut...
Mariners were down 7-0 to the Astros and Dylan Moore hit that go-ahead grand slam to take the 8-7 lead.
This one gave me chills.
Kalshi Sports@KalshiSports
What's the most clutch HR you've ever watched your team hit? Aaron Judge is the early favorite on Kalshi to be the MLB Home Run King, with a 42% chance on Kalshi. Kyle Schwarber and Munetaka Murakami remain close behind.
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