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No one comes back from near-death saying they saw Muhammad. It’s always Jesus. 🤔

Iyabo Ojo’s daughter, Priscilla, pretending she can’t speak Yorùbá has to be diabolical, this is a girl that was featured in several Yorùbá movies at tender age and her tongue was so smooth, even the White Man is struggling to speak the language

Fastest way to start a conversation with any girl. You : hey Whatsup, how’s it going? She : fine , you . You : umm I’m alright. You : wow I’m curious about something. She : what is it ? You : people say beautiful girls ain’t good at doing some kind of stuffs She : what kind of stuff. You : well I bet you are a bad cook even with your pretty face. Sit back and watch her write an epistle explaining how good she is 😂😂😂😂😂

Eze is back!!

Simi Sanya visits her parents after the wedding.

My brother once went to Lekki for a haircut at a particular place. Before they started, they told him the price was 200k, but he was wearing AirPods and didn’t hear properly he thought they said 20k. After the haircut, they asked for payment, and he transferred 20k. Almost immediately, they questioned the payment and said he was actually supposed to pay 200k, and things started to escälate. Fortunately, the real shop owner was around at the time and stepped in to settle the issue. My brother explained that it was a misunderstanding, and after checking the CCTV footage, they confirmed he genuinely didn’t hear the correct price. In the end, they let it go and only asked him to pay 100k instead.

Do you still remember how people slept in cyber café in the early 2000s? When there was nothing like romance scam aka internet fraud (yahoo yahoo) among young people. When young people went for overnight browsing which cost about N100 to N150 then. You would definitely find this various categories of people in cyber cafés then: 1. The very serious and studious young lads who have come to learn more about admission process in foreign universities. These were the admission seekers. 2. Those that have come to innocently chat with international friends on Yahoo Messenger or MSN Messenger. No scam intention back then. 3. Those that have come to send virtual greeting cards to their crush living in another state or town. 4. Those that were trying to get familiar with internet usage, and needed more time such as overnight browsing to explore. 5. There were also some spoilt boys that were coming to overnight browsing to watch porn movies and view photos of naked women. I remember one guy in my area back then. We usually met at the cyber café, and each time I peeped into his computer screen, what greeted me was always the naked photos of women. I kept wondering why someone would sacrifice his sleep just to view naked women. Did you also attend overnight browsing at cyber cafés?

We should all strive to make the world a better place.

Guys please refrain from drinking alcohol when pregnant 🙏🏽

See as NASA dey fool the world second time 😄😄🤣🤣🤣 Y’all believe these guys are going around the moon???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Peter Cech’s 2012 UCL final Performance against Bayern Munich or Thibaut Courtois’s 2022 UCL final Performance against Liverpool?

A Goal That Kept Record Safe🤔