A Musing Moose
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@kevnorm81 @KeenerLab @yicruz48 Then why should he change? Give me an objective argument why JSC stop making a lot of money drawing women in his style, and change to a style where he will make less money, but you get to be happy with it. "Because I'm offended by big boobs" is not a reasonable argument.
CHARLIE VS. THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, a new animated film starring Kit Connor and Taika Waititi, is coming to Netflix. Willy Wonka has returned to his factory after years behind bars for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry. Determined to add a little sweetness to a bitter world, only one thing stands in his way: teenager Charlie Paley and a new generation of "rotten" kids.
Imagine this: You're the #2 ranked Chad on the global PSL leaderboard. 8.7 rating. Jawline that could cut glass. Hunter eyes. Perfect NW0 hairline that's been carrying your entire online presence since day one. You're livestreaming to 50,000 viewers. The donations are flowing. Women are typing "king" in the chat. Your cortisol is at an all time low. Life is good. A truecel walks into frame. You don't even register him. He's a 3.2 at best. Recessed chin. Negative canthal tilt. The kind of guy who gets framemogged by his own shadow. You keep talking. Then he reaches over and rips your hairpiece clean off your skull. Fifty thousand people watch your NW0 become a NW6 in 0.3 seconds. The chat goes from "king" to "NORWOOD" faster than you can cover your head. You've been brutally hairmogged by a man whose genetics you wouldn't trade a single follicle for. Your five hyperdimensional intergalactic prime Emma Watson space Latinas who were watching the stream simultaneously close their laptops. The donations stop. Someone clips it. It's trending in 4 minutes. The truecel holds your wig above his head like a trophy. For one glorious moment he is the most powerful man on the internet. Not through ascension. Not through surgerymaxxing. Through pure unhinged wig extraction. The most regarded power move in livestream history. You're now cortisolmaxxing at levels that shouldn't be survivable while a 3.2 PSL truecel is chadwalking out of your studio wearing your hairline. The bonepill was always real but nobody told you it came with a velcro strap. Your ranking drops to #47 overnight. The blackpill community writes a 9,000 word analysis. The truecel gets verified on X. You never stream again.
@dyingscribe This is upsetting to know about. I miss the big lady posts ngl
In honor of Twitter’s 20th birthday what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen
