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@UKaForceForGood Did Naill Fraser’s maw pump a bottle of Fanta years ago?
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@RangersBear55 @weeglesgapoet There was once a fanny called Bear
He was a sad wee prick with no hair
He stared into the sun
Cause he was a silly fucking hun
And now I’m away cause I’ve had my fun
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@weeglesgapoet @AP196779 Wee Al he is pure ragin
He likes tae target women
With the IQ of a puddle
No wonder he drowns swimmin'.
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There she stands with her ‘almost’ crocodile tears,
For your service, a one finger salute 🖕,
I have some parting words for you too,
“Don’t let the door hit ye oan the way oot!!”
The Herald@heraldscotland
An emotional Nicola Sturgeon makes her final contribution in Holyrood. The former FM is stepping away after 27 years. "For the sake of the children who rely on us to look after them ... to those who will occupy these benches in a few weeks time, keep the promise."
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WHITEWASH WIN FOR PRICE!
Gerwyn Price storms through to the semi-finals in Dublin!
The Welshman demolishes Josh Rock in six straight legs to move into the Play-Off places!
📲 bit.ly/NewPDCApp
#PLDarts | QF3
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@JohnSwinney We've still not heard a word from you on what happened in Edinburgh - your silence speaks volumes.
This is your Scotland, First Minister, own it.

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I agree the Trusty handball ISN’T a penalty but we all got told
• If it’s a shot on target
• It could be going in
• It hits a hand
• Accidental or not
It’s a PENALTY
same as last week with Sterling, it ticks all the same boxes
Only difference is the one with Sterling had a closer distance between the shot and the hanball
Neither player can get their hand out the way, it’s impossible to react that quickly
But if you’re saying a shot on target coming off a hand is a foul then they’re both the same
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@McGinleyBhoy180 @AP196779 @BoJaM1872 If you don't think that's in then 🤷 conversation over, you could fit another ball in that gap between the ball and post it isn't even close
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@Forever1872Blue @BoJaM1872 So that’s a no then, and the picture you have shown is inconclusive
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@AP196779 @BoJaM1872 I've already explained that, so stop acting dumb
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@AP196779 @BoJaM1872 Is that what you asked ? You asked for a picture across the line
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@Forever1872Blue @BoJaM1872 We going to ignore the blatant push by Raskin aye?
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@AP196779 @BoJaM1872 It's literally on the net when it's cleared, the net is well you know behind the goal line
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