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ATV🇿🇼
@ATVambe
God Fearing, Fun loving, Outgoing, #Entrepreneur, #Speaker, Founder: @outspokendma, @realmadrid
Zimbabwe Beigetreten Ağustos 2013
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Bunch of chickens, ,ndomucheka dzafa kaidzi🤷🏾♂️
Today In History@historigins
When a bomb squad was checking a suspicious backpack and this dude got fed up with waiting
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How to FIX Real Madrid this summer
Real Madrid have a problem, nostalgic fans do not want to admit it but the truth is the truth
First off we need a Proper Coach, with good game and player management, would've picked Mourinho but the door is closed
We need a Coach who won't play favourites, who would not be afraid to sideline any player for the benefit of the team, Allgeri and Juegen Klopp are our best options for that for now
We need to buy a natural right winger to balance the attack, they are rare in the market but Perez can make something happen, we can't rely on brahim, he is too inconsistent, I would say endrick but that kid has no stamina or Mastantuano but he is more of an AMF than a winger
Players needs to be sold for new ones to come in, players like alaba, ceballos, carvajal, Gonzalo, fran Garcia, vinicius jr or kylian mbappe, vinicius is yet to sign a new contract so he is more likely to leave
We need to sign a Proper striker, they're a lot in the market , sharp, tall, fast, clinical in the box, I would advice we get Oshimen, he still has age on his side and I think he is the best striker we can get for good money
Moving to the midfield, we need another defensive midfielder, I might get hate for this but we need a player like rodri to balance up that defense, we have tchuameni yes but c'mon
We need another midfielder, and I think Nico paz will cover that role up, Nico paz or Arda, Bellingham or Valverde, tchuameni or rodri
Halamadrid 🤍


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@curious_edline Since it's Zimbabwe and we need money...we will always find a win win scenario and everyone is Happy 😊

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@BabesweHunters Get a quotation for the required tombstone and open a group to discuss about the resources required and financial contributions, from that alone you will see whose for you or those who are just jealous. After that use your discretion to find a way forward diplomatically
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@the_marcoliboy I would rather pick all the players to come play for us
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@Am_Blujay History in the making....They have just sited a UFO...lets go film a documentary 😂
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This line up looks pale.
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Real Madrid's starting XI to face Bayern Munich! 💫
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@curious_edline @emmazihonye I m by Joina laughing uproariously 😂😂😂😂 chances are you still find me laughing
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@ayago_l @Am_Blujay "I assume" everything thing else was readily available and she got in a matter of days, but buffaloes may need some paperwork and clearances from national parks...and the condition will have been set by "the ancestors" that if no buffaloes are provided within 48 hrs No deal😂😂😂
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Meet Rotina Mavhunga, the woman who almost turned Zimbabwe into Dubai… using rocks 😂
Back in 2007, she convinced top government ministers that she could produce clean diesel from stones in Chinhoyi. Yes, diesel. From rocks. The story was so powerful it reached Mugabe’s Cabinet, and ministers were sent on a spiritual road trip to her shrine.
After some traditional rituals, she gave them a live demo: a pipe sticking out of a rock… diesel flowing. Minds were blown. National fuel crisis? Solved. Vision 2030? Activated 😅
She then charged like a premium consultant ,reportedly receiving Z$5 billion, a farm, cattle, three buffaloes, and a car. Allegedly, she even wanted Mugabe to visit her shrine barefoot. Faith-based economics at its finest 🙌
Plot twist: the “miracle diesel” was coming from hidden pipes connected to a tank. No rocks were harmed in the making of this scam.
Outcome? Arrested, exposed, and sentenced to 27 months in prison.



Ndeeleh❤@sleendeel
Tell me about a story that happened in your country that someone else might think that you’re lying🤔
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Exclusive breaking news 🚨 : I can now confirm that former England Cricketers Sam and Tom Curran have now officially committed to Zimbabwe Cricket!
Tom Curran is immediately available while Sam must wait a few months before ICC confirms his switch from England.
High level talks have been ongoing for the past month following Zimbabwe’s successful World Cup run in India and Sri Lanka.
Can you believe it?😬😅🇿🇼

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@TheFigen_ HAHAHAHA I found it 😂😂
maps.app.goo.gl/kqQZpQjLFNGYHt…
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