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@AcePhoenix_

pasteurized milk enthusiast

he/him | The 617 Beigetreten Aralık 2011
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Xmortis is supposedly Boston’s biggest goth night every month and yet like 90% of the music played isn’t even goth or goth-adjacent, it’s just the same “dark EDM” slop played constantly, causing people to just stand around bored with their drinks in their hands!! DO BETTER
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Jane Altoids
Jane Altoids@staticbluebat·
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evan loves worf
evan loves worf@esjesjesj·
She isn’t wrong but also she famously jacked a guy off during a showing of the beetlejuice musical
Vinay Simlot@VinaySimlot

#NEW: Rep. @laurenboebert talks sexual misconduct allegations on the Hill "Why is everybody so horny here?" She says people need to "go to church. Find Jesus."

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larry davids mistress
larry davids mistress@b1gdumb1diott·
There is zero reason you need to bring your golden doodle into Trader Joe’s
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Jason, ex Inferis
Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred·
Johnny Depp is in a lot of cologne ads for someone who looks like they just hit a Febreze bath after a smoke break
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Boston Radio Watch®️
Boston Radio Watch®️@bostonradio·
Happy “Flying Pizza” Day if you’re observing it… 19 years ago today. April 16, 2007, Marathon Day, a fan at Fenway Park chucked a slice of 🍕 at another fan. It was a custom job.
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"an existential threat to America and the principles that founded it 250 years ago" America was founded when black people were slaves without any rights. progressivism is the sole reason why he has the occupation he's had for 35 years. must pay nice to be a retard by choice
ABC News Politics@ABCPolitics

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas on Wednesday delivered a televised broadside against progressivism, a political philosophy he described as an existential threat to America and the principles that founded it 250 years ago. abcnews.link/vKHBiTS

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jonah@yaboyjonah·
@AcePhoenix_ that’s not even 1% of big pabbys power
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I think the Backyard Baseball demo needs some kinks to work out because Pablo Sanchez is just casually crushing 700+ foot dingers in the home run derby
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NBA Base
NBA Base@TheNBABase·
Bill Simmons is calling out Amazon for their NBA broadcast audio being out of sync all season long: “The other thing with Amazon, the entire year the audio has been a split second ahead of the video. A three-pointer is halfway to the basket, it's like, ‘BANG! It’s good!’ and the ball hasn't even gone in yet. How have you not figured this out? You guys have eight kajillion dollars” (Via podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two…)
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Aria 🇮🇷@AcePhoenix_·
I'm also realizing that this dude is just Ansel Elgort if he was a drug addict
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CONSEQUENCE
CONSEQUENCE@consequence·
Massive Attack are set to release a new single with Tom Waits called "Boots on the Ground." The track will debut on Thursday, April 16th.
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💥 Nurse D, RN/1L
💥 Nurse D, RN/1L@TakeThatNurses·
As a new cat owner, I will say that you start to tune out the whole exposed butthole thing after a few weeks
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