Tyler Johnson

I’d be a total Marxist if it wasn’t for Zeppo always slowing down the action

@judysquirrels I'm keeping my notes on Citizen Kane to show him just in case.

@VyceVictus I was trying to put my finger on it, and this is exactly what I felt watching it, thank you

PLAY DIRTY The dialogue as written is definitely gritty detective noir mixed w/ fast paced comedy that Shane Black does easily (KISS KISS BANG BANG) but the Cheap Ass Amazon Movie Filter ruins the whole vibe. What’s supposed to be indecent grimy fun feels like novelty fake vomit

According to the algorithm I’m the whitest person my age who knows who Bad Bunny is

@LukeBarnett I’m saying if you’re on the fence, “why not?” is the best direction to fall

@ActDontThink What does it mean?! You can be 42 and listen to Bad Bunny? Sure, I can, but do I want to? I don’t know.

There comes a time in every person’s life where they become a little grey, a little wrinkled, and then it happens: they don’t know a single song from the Super Bowl headliner. They’re officially out of it. This is my year.

@judysquirrels But then you get to part of the institution and therefore complicit and oh ok I get it now

so glad i got my MFA before every institution lost its mind. also, that knowledge may stop me from going for a PhD

@SeanMBurns Because that was also the reason people liked it when it was new? They literally point out how utterly stupid the premise is IN the movie. It is the definition of bad-good. The idea is ridiculous and the execution is flawless.

@VyceVictus I’m in North Texas so I’m stuck with the 70mm

My showing of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER with 2 beers sitting next to a group of older black women bursting into laughter and gasping in fear at all the big moments >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seeing it in some bullshit special format only available in a few cities. That’s my word

@VyceVictus It really is a lifestyle and I’m only realizing it with this tweet

Date night with wife was great but also why I give pause to 3 hour movies. Took our niece to the circus in the morning, saw movie with me, and now barely has time for her Monday work prep. Film nerds accept a movie is “as long as it needs” to be but regular people got shit to do

@PressSec Until they stop hiding their faces, we can't know for sure that they AREN'T demons, though

Democrats must stop demonizing the heroic men and women of ICE who are just doing their jobs to keep Americans safe.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-…

Trump doesn't like being criticized by @jimmykimmel, so he used his administration's influence to silence him. He just doubled down on his promise to silence others who oppose him. If we let this happen, we'll cease to be the country we love. Period. This is a nonpartisan issue.

@WeAreSinclair Companies can't be cowards, since they aren't people, but the PEOPLE running Sinclair certainly are.

Due to problematic comments regarding the murder of Charlie Kirk in programming provided to broadcast stations by ABC, Sinclair and its partners, which operate ABC stations in 30 markets in the U.S., will stop airing Jimmy Kimmel’s show until further notice.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From theonion.com/trump-spends-e…

fundamentally the right doesn’t care about “free speech” or “comedy”. the right cares about the ability to make disparaging comments about marginalized people without consequence as a way to assert superiority.

@dieworkwear @Hatr8787 Also, stoicism as a philosophy calls for practitioners to engage in social justice. You absolute doink.

@Hatr8787 all these people were actually quite woke — Newman was at the March on Washington — Connery donated to the SNP — Poitier supported civil rights — Redford supported indigenous, LGBTQ+, and environmental causes. Also penned an anti-Trump op-ed, calling him a dictator.

@VyceVictus Looking strong dude!

I’m still quite bad at this but my joints feel better overall, that’s a win

@thechaosmuppet That's awesome! If you're looking for resources, I love Arnold Schwarzenegger's Pump Club app. Tons of programs already laid out, and it tracks your progress. Plus a great community of users hyping each other up.

@whenbatmenfly Why is a person having a real human moment “breaking character”? Maybe they kept it because two friends connecting over the humor of a rough experience is worth sharing

I wonder why they kept this take in the episode even though Steve Agee broke character