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@ActiveTake

Shitposter hobbyist

United States Beigetreten Mart 2021
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I've had 5 kids. I know wtf he's doing.
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@TMZ Nice knowing you Hawaii
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TMZ@TMZ·
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd
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Rob (Ro2R)@Ruleof2Review·
Ex-Blockbuster employee here. And I mean it with 100% sincerity that the world would be a better place if we shut down all streaming services, re-opened Blockbusters and video stores worldwide, and shoved people back out into the world to find and enjoy their entertainment.
Washingtons ghost@washghost1

That’s a good use of free will

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Look at how she's standing on her hind legs like a person
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He looks happy af, just let him dance
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Hodgetwins@hodgetwins·
So this is MAGA now? 🤣🤣🤣
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What is happening
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I haven't seen bone-in, skin-on, chicken breast at the store in forever
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Sal the Agorist
Sal the Agorist@SallyMayweather·
Politicians in 1996: “I tried pot but I did not inhale.” Politicians in 2026: “I fucked a child but I did not eat it.”
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@Polymarket A brown illegal immigrant will win
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
BREAKING: Sperm Racing has announced the 2026 Sperm Racing World Cup, where participants from 128 countries will compete for a $100,000 grand prize.
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