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Dear brothers & sisters of Pakistan let’s clear the doubt about what is more important for us ? Vote & RT. (Pinned post)

One watch for Bangladesh Time Another watch for Indian Time Checkmate Banyas!!

Real reason why US Iran peace talks failed in Pakistan is that the US complained Iranian officials steal their wallets during meeting & Iranian delegation blamed US team for stealing their wallets but deep down we all know who was the real culprit.

See I told you Pakistan will become next Superpower under Gen Asim Munir. Everyone will lined in front of Pak embassy for Visa including Endians. Checkmate Banyas.

Gen Asim was very angry when he found someone renamed his Home as Iranian Military Headquarter on Google Map & tagged American Army. Don’t understand why he blamed me for this I never complained about not getting paid from last 3 months and no promotion. Must be Endian or PTI

Congratulations to Pakistan for winning T-20 World Cup. After successful Ghazwa e Hind all accomplishments of India will automatically become ours hence this World Cup will become Pakistan’s World Cup Hence being a Pakistani we should celebrate this achievement.

To check the readiness of Chinese Air defence system me & Gen Asim went to Sialkot Airbase. I asked Gen Asim to throw brick at the HQ9 Rocket immediately came out & hit the brick while it was mid air. Gen Asim is in hospital but satisfied with the HQ9. He’s not talking to me.

Urgent Advisory by Pak embassy in Middle East asking its citizens to not to come out of safe shelter after seeing missile/drone scrap. We know it’s tempting they’re worth lakhs in Pakistan but your life is important. Good to see Pak embassy is taking Good care of its citizens.

Following criticism after failing to defend air space in Iran, Pakistan & Venezuela China clarified their Air defence system HQ 9B is highly accurate when it is connected to continuous power supply. It will not work where power cut is 20 hours a day.

Shame on those who say Chinese Air defence system installed at Nur Khan Base is useless. Me & Gen Asim personally checked the radar quality. It was connected to 32” TV of Nur Khan base Mess where 120 Jawans can watch starplus in 4K without buffering. Pak China Dosti Zindabad!

Dear US, Israel & Iran for humanity sake stop the war for a day let us collect the scrap from the missiles they’re worth Rs 5 Billion PKR in Rawalpindi Scrap market. You have any idea how much Chicken biryani plates we can have it after selling it in market.

I asked Gen Asim If Pak cricket Players are liable to pay fine for not performing in T 20 World Cup does that mean Pak Army Soldiers are also liable to pay fines for surrendering & poor performance in wars against Endia & Afghanistan. He declared me Yahoodi working for Israel.

Worst First Day at Job. Following the death of Supreme Leader Khamenei newly appointed Supreme leader also got killed within 2 hrs after coming to the office Gen Asim said he will recommend my name to be next Supreme Leader of Iran I think Asim Munir is a secret Mossad agent.

Dear Iran. It's not that hard efforts to surrender. Just learn from Pak army. Breathe in slow, take 3 steps back, lay down your weapons, wave white flag, sit on chair, sign instrument of surrender and eat free Biryani.

US asked Iran Army to either surrender or they’ll cease to exist. Dear Iran, we understand your pride is coming in the way, you never surrendered in the past hence we request you to let our Pak Army surrender on your behalf. We’ve good experience.

Really sad Supreme Leader of Iran is dead. Being an Advisor to GHQ I was in touch with him Just 5 min before his death I was on phone call with him he promised me to give $50 million after the war Requesting Iran next Supreme Leader to fulfill the last wish of greatest leader.

Ramzan is the month of peace where shaitan is locked for 30 days Meanwhile Iran is bombing Middle East Pakistan is bombing Afghanistan This clearly shows shaitan escaped from the tunnel after watching Prison Break. Damn you Micheal Scofield.

Rape of Pakistani Captured soldiers is not acceptable & releasing their video is against human rights & Geneva Convention. If Afghan will not stop this barbarity we will not hesitate in forming mushroom cloud over Kabul. Don’t test our patience

Finally Gen Asim Munir listened to my advice & threatened all soldiers who’re fighting war with Afghan Khawarij to not to surrender & warned them if they unnecessary drop their arms their families at home will be considered as enemy of state & their property will be confiscated.

Shame on you XII corps Quetta Regiment for surrendering to Afghan army and losing 23 border posts. You were to supposed to fight & reach Kabul by morning but you idiots couldn’t hold your posts for 2 hours. #PakAfghanBorder

Ramzan Diet Plan: 5 Plates Chicken Biryani, 4 kg Pakoras , 10 Litre RoohAfza,1 Goat, 10 Litre water, 20 Samosa before sunrise Now I’m ready to feel the pain of poor & hungry while I’m Hungry all day. After sunset 4 plate Mutton Biryani, 4 kg Pakoras, 12L water, 2 watermelon.