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Aye @ARCRaidersGame I need my
Loot back from Being disconnected every game !!! What tf ! @EmbarkStudios
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Joe Flacco has reached agreement with the Cincinnati Bengals on a one-year deal, his agents at @JLSports3 tell ESPN
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Do yall train the workers to fake like yall giving out double protein ?@ChipotleTweets I’m getting tired of being ripped off
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“This man, Cold Chad Henne, came off the bench bro, and crushed my dreams,” - Jarvis Landry is still not over the Browns 2020 playoff loss.
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Idc what they look like im copping
SLAM Kicks@SLAMKicks
The Slim Reaper’s got a new dagger. The Nike KD19 goes global on June 17th.💥
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Kawhi Leonard is now averaging a career-high 28.3 PPG in his 14th (!!) NBA season, per @NBAcrazystats.
No player has EVER averaged a career-high in scoring this late in their career…
Feels like Kawhi reached another prime. 🤯
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DEVONTA SMITH REALLY TWEETED THIS IN 2018…
AND YEARS LATER COOKED ELI APPLE IN PRIMETIME.
LEGENDARY 💀💀💀
DeVonta Smith@devontasmith
Every time i see Eli apple 1 on 1 i shake my head 😂
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Oats’ decisions here will let us know how serious he really is about efficiency.
It was personal use. No scale, no firearm. The kid had a pound because that’s the most cost-efficient way to do it, coach.
Ryan Phillips@JournoRyan
Hearing from a trusted source that Aden Holloway met with Alabama head coach Nate Oats today after he posted bond at the Tuscaloosa County Jail. Will have more on Holloway’s status with the team as it becomes available.
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🚨 JAY LENO JUST PULLED UP IN A CAR THAT RUNS ON PERFUME OR TEQUILA — AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A GIANT VACUUM
Jay Leno just rolled up in one of the strangest cars ever built: the 1963 Chrysler Turbine Car, with bodies hand-built by Ghia in Italy.
Instead of a normal piston engine, it uses a jet-style turbine.
And when it starts up, it doesn’t rumble like a V8.
It sounds like a giant vacuum cleaner spooling up.
Then Leno shows the part that catches everyone off guard first.
He puts a bottle of water on the engine while it’s running… and it barely ripples.
Almost no vibration at all while the turbine spins.
Then he explains why this car is so bizarre.
The engine is designed to run on almost anything that burns:
• Diesel
• Kerosene
• Jet fuel
• Heating oil
• Cooking oil
Leno says when Chrysler took the car to Mexico, they ran it on tequila.
When they brought it to France, they filled the tank with Chanel No.5 perfume.
Only 9 of these Chrysler Turbine Cars are believed to still exist today.
If your car could run on almost anything that burns... what would you try putting in the tank first?
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The NBA Expansion Draft will follow these rules if Seattle and Las Vegas enter the league 🎱
🔶 Expansion teams will get to “steal” unprotected players from teams
🔶 Teams can protect 8 of their players
🔶 Teams can’t protect players on expiring contracts or restricted free agents
🔶 Only one player taken per team
🔶 Contracts transfer as they are
🔶 Expansion teams get good NBA Draft chances at No. 1 pick
(via Legion Hoops)
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The Thunder are expected to cede all Seattle-era history back to the SuperSonics, if NBA expansion is approved. (@BobbyMarks42)
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The Minnesota Timberwolves or Memphis Grizzlies are expected to move to the Eastern Conference if expansion is approved, per @ShamsCharania
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I didn’t get drafted until 2021
Football’s Greatest Moments@FBGreatMoments
Most QB pressures in the NFL since 2019 👀
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JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio.
Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court.
Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress for featuring them in his music videos from the night they raided and vandalized his house and allegedly stole $400.
In the new song and video, he calls the deputies out by name, packed with videos photos from the raid and some AI to make it comical.
Pretty ballsy.
The Facts Dude 🤙🏽@Thefactsdude
NEW: Rapper Afroman is scheduled to stand trial in a civil lawsuit filed by seven Adams County (Ohio) Sheriff’s deputies.  The legal battle stems from a 2022 raid on Afroman's home, where officers were investigating alleged drug trafficking and kidnapping claims that resulted in no charges. Afroman used his own security footage from the raid to create music videos which mock the officers and the "botched" operation.  The officers allege that Afroman used their personas for commercial profit without authorization, causing them "humiliation, ridicule, mental distress, and loss of reputation". They are seeking damages of $25,000 per count.
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