Aggie Doug

@PauloAlvesNBA Simple: Can't trade him this year. Wait for team to get healthy over off season, then if still in same or worse position next year you pair him with picks. Or does Sengun and Shepherd with both unprotected 1st picks in 2027 get you "The Greek Freak"?

How high in the 2026 draft would trading Alperen Sengun get you?

@cspan @RepTedLieu

.@RepTedLieu (CA) calls on FBI Director Kash Patel to step down: "He should not be FBI Director. He should go seek help and treatment."

@heckyessica Kids be gaslighting these days over some really trivial stuff.

I want to return this 16 pack of the worst spice containers I’ve ever experienced, but one bottle has inextricably gone missing.. now there’s a 4 yo I heard shaking rocks in a container earlier, but I’ve been told “it’s not that bottle, mama.” …though, I recall earlier this evening, the same suspect very accidentally elbowed me in the eye. I recoiled and grabbed my eye, but he very quickly told me I hit myself when I know that to not in fact be the case. the investigation continues

An Aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal, nor tolerate those who do. So why are we posing with one?

@thehealthb0t @CurrentlyCara #NGOs

Does anyone else find it odd that $200 billion is spent on cancer research every single year and the only thing to show for it is a 75% increase in cancer deaths since the 1990s?

@JesseBWatters @kayleighmcenany @ChrisMurphyCT probably enjoys the Lego propaganda as well. Maybe even believes it's real. #learnsarcasm #sheldongoestowashington

🚨 WOW! @KayleighMcenany just ROASTED Senator Chris Murphy for calling Iranian Propaganda “AWESOME” 🚨 “If I wake up and I'm the new ayatollah and I look and there's this FRUIT CAKE of a SENATOR from Connecticut who says, awesome, 26 ships busted through the blockade, I think, my propaganda is on repeat.” 🔥🔥

@dom_lucre Sadly these two administrations conspired to not allow @realDonaldTrump into their boys club. Yes, let's celebrate the #uniparty

🔥🚨RECENT: Former President George W. Bush on revealed how deep his relationship with MichelleObama is and the viral Altoids incident. Bush: “I slipped her an Altoids, not as a joke but I thought she might want one. I got in the car afterwards, and she said ‘you’re trending.’ I didn’t know what she meant. And it turns out the country is starved to see a center-right republican and an African American center-left democrat having fun and being able to converse, not as political figures, but as citizens.”

@PCreighton1 @SportsRadio610 #falsehustle

Brice Matthews is a terrible outfielder. absolute ASS. send him to Triple A to learn how to track fly balls. also how to understand when not to dive for balls that he isnt close to getting to. #Astros.

@SportsMT @HoustonRockets Keep us posted

KD is testing things out right now! No minutes restriction if he plays. @HoustonRockets

@AdamSpolane This team truly hurts my eyes.

The Astros have one rested reliever, who just happens to be their most accomplished reliever, and they can't go to him. Tough way to live

@DrKRRB @LeaderJohnThune They just need to get something done. The fact they can't get an 80/20 issue passed is embarrassing. So obvious that the uni-party is still very much in control when Senators scream about Epstein but pass a bill to not let out Congress sexual assault slush fund details.

@LeaderJohnThune SAVE act or shut up

Because Democrats are playing games with our national security, Republicans are going to fund Border Patrol and ICE for three years, so that they have what they need to do their jobs throughout the entirety of President Trump’s term.

@ClintStoerner Would be fun for a while, like playing an old video game, but then would get lame.

Would you hop on MySpace if somebody rebooted it???

Just some dumbass bad luck for the @astros. Broken bats and bloop hits are just a kick in the nuts with injuries piling up. #ChaseTheFight

@ThrillaRilla369 $14.80 - $20...depends on service.

You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.

@ChrisMurphyCT We got it but you're still a paid actor...stay on script you boob.

Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

@RandPaul Legitimate question. Does any of the new oil that we have "acquired" help with those cost?

The national debt crossed $39 trillion for the first time last month. That's another trillion added in five months. Interest alone is running $88 billion a month. Cut six cents out of every projected dollar for five years and the budget balances. It isn't radical. It's basic math.

@AdamSpolane Duds a dub

That's not exactly Kyle Tucker and Michael Brantley in the corner outfield spots tonight

@piersmorgan ...and yet you continue to criticize @realDonaldTrump for bombing Iran back to the Stone Age.

I asked you to criticise your own regime, but you were too scared to, knowing if you did they would kill you.

@jamesonhaslam This is why the @astros will try to sell they are contenders until the trade deadline. It may be time to blow it up, or at least get some younger talent to Pena and Brown because they will not be resigned. That's pretty much all they have to deal at this point. #NoMoreFight

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